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Nice (Maybe old) Joke

 
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A brunette goes to the doctors. The doctor asks her to show him where its hurts. The girl says "here" and touches her knee and screams in pain, "and here" touching her arm, again she screams out in agony, "and here" she says touching her head yelping with anguish.
"You're not really a brunette you're a blond aren't you!" says the doctor. "My god how do you know that?" says the girl.

Doctor: "Because you've broken your finger!".
 
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Whether old or new, that is a really good one.
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