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Yesterday I got this in my e-mail:
"Have you ever wanted a larger, thicker, longer and harder dick?"
Hm. I did not really think about it, but now, when you asked... Sounds interesting. So where can I get this thing, ah?
Today E-mail:
HAVE A SMALL DICK? ADD INCHES!!!
Gee, don't I have enough of my own problems, to worry about somebody's inches?


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My wife's uncle's name is Dick. When they had their first son, she told everyone there was no way they were naming the kid after the father because the last thing she wanted was a "little Dick" running around the house.


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Map: Hm. I did not really think about it, but now, when you asked... Sounds interesting. So where can I get this thing, ah?
First things first, Map. You need to become a transvestite, -- then we will talk about how to make your dick bigger.
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I've also received this offer. In fact, more than once. I think that it would probably take more than just wearing men's clothing to obtain this.

In fact, I've heard that many people who got sex-change operations were not transvestites first and many transvestites are not interested in changing their sex.


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Mapraputa Is
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First things first, Map. You need to become a transvestite, -- then we will talk about how to make your dick bigger.
Who was talking about making *my* dick bigger?
All they asked was if I want "a larger, thicker, longer and harder dick".
How can I answer this question, without trying? Maybe I will want, maybe not. And after all, there are natural limitis to everything, right?
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R K Singh
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sometimes I will get mail to by undergarments/nighties and in the order form they ask all details.
Or somethimes I will get mail for some book whose price is in dollors
Dont they check nationality, gender, age group before sending such mail ???
I wonder my nephew(11 yrs), who has email account if get such mail then what will be his reaction ?


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And today I got E-mail with an order to quit smoking! How can I quit smoking if I did not even start?
Michael Morris
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Hey Map, you're always smoking.


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personally, im sick of it. i get those all the time. does any woman out there really want one longer than 9" :roll:


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\<Mike whispering to Randall\> Hey dude that's a metric ruler, that's 9cm.
[ April 19, 2003: Message edited by: Michael Morris ]
Randall Twede
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MM,
maybe the one you are using is. (you asked for it)
Michael Morris
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Ok, I'm too old to get into a dick-measuring contest. Did enough of that in my youth. I'll just end it with a one-liner:
What do you call a 12" dick?
A pussyfoot.
Hey Paul, that's some of that lame cowboy humor!
Hema Menon
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Map,Do you happen to have an AOL account??? I am tired of hitting "Report Spam" when mails like these come to my account!
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Map -
If you haven't started smoking yet, you can ease into it with these patches you wear on your arm...


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