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Just wanted to check the progress of the Barmy army on Javaranch.
 
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Should be >= 0
 
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Here's one !!!

Regards,
Billy Britain
 
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Yo Brit!
Give us some of those lovely british abuses..
I am fascinated by British abuses..
Bloody Bollock!!
Bugger off!
Can't think of Hugh Grant using anymore than these..
(I'm trying to pronounce these with a British accent..)
[ April 26, 2003: Message edited by: Sriraj Rajaram ]
 
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If someone annoys you, you might call them wanker or tosser. If you do something stupid you might say bollocks.
These are popular where I come (South East England) along with the normal array of 'f' and 's' words.
My mum says buggar. Seems to be something older people say. My grandparents say nice 'old people' stuff like by-jingo! and poppycock and sugar!
 
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I'm another. Come on... there must be more than two!
Here's a good insult for you...
If you were to be of the opinion that a certain individual was a rather unattractive specimen, you might refer to them as having a "face like a bulldog chewing a wasp"
i've got more, just can't remember too many postable ones...
 
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BOBFOC
Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch
 
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Here is another one
 
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And me.
 
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I am Irish. Bollocks is my second favourite word - after Gobshite.
 
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pram face is another good one. this is a female who is quite attractive but has that look like she should (or will soon be) pushing a pram around a council estate - similar to a bobfoc
 
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What about A**e-biscuits?
Anyone want to open a thread for a Javaranch Profanasaurus?
 
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"mad as cheese"
 
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"ya big roond bawheid"
 
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A variation on the Bulldog theme
"She had a face like a bulldog licking **** off a nettle" - Roughly attributed to that Viz character, "Sid the Sexist".
 
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A face like a bag of spanners !
 
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As rough as a badgers arse !
 
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Awesome!! You poppycock bunch of buggars have taught my bawhide arse all the goodies. I'm now going to practise this on someone else..
3 cheers for the barmy army!!!
 
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Originally posted by Sriraj Rajaram:
3 cheers for the barmy army!!!


Huh, you're such a brown-nosing bum-lick!
Check this out:
http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/propagesA_Z/page_a.htm
 
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Oye!!
You guys know of any online coaching center to obtain a British accent. More specifically I want the Scottish accent, like the "Fat Bast@##" in Austin Powers.
 
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Originally posted by Sriraj Rajaram:
Oye!!
You guys know of any online coaching center to obtain a British accent. More specifically I want the Scottish accent, like the "Fat Bast@##" in Austin Powers.


http://www.paidmyre.demon.co.uk/
 
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Awesome!!
"Ahl hityi oar hied 'caw taughtie."
I Love Scottish slang!
 
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another englishman here....
how about a face like a well smacked arse for
an insult or big girls blouse....
I speak italian as well if anyone wants italian insults.
and re texas , a java colleague from texas told me this one:-
why does texas not drift into the sea - cos arkansa sucks...
 
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