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Paul McKenna
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Just wanted to check the progress of the Barmy army on Javaranch.


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Ram
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Should be >= 0
Richard Hawkes
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Here's one !!!

Regards,
Billy Britain
Paul McKenna
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Yo Brit!
Give us some of those lovely british abuses..
I am fascinated by British abuses..
Bloody Bollock!!
Bugger off!
Can't think of Hugh Grant using anymore than these..
(I'm trying to pronounce these with a British accent..)
[ April 26, 2003: Message edited by: Sriraj Rajaram ]
Richard Hawkes
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If someone annoys you, you might call them wanker or tosser. If you do something stupid you might say bollocks.
These are popular where I come (South East England) along with the normal array of 'f' and 's' words.
My mum says buggar. Seems to be something older people say. My grandparents say nice 'old people' stuff like by-jingo! and poppycock and sugar!
Steven Woodford
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I'm another. Come on... there must be more than two!
Here's a good insult for you...
If you were to be of the opinion that a certain individual was a rather unattractive specimen, you might refer to them as having a "face like a bulldog chewing a wasp"
i've got more, just can't remember too many postable ones...
SJ Adnams
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BOBFOC
Body off baywatch, face off crimewatch
Younes Essouabni
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Here is another one


Younes
By constantly trying one ends up succeeding. Thus: the more one fails the more one has a chance to succeed.
Mark Fletcher
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And me.


Mark Fletcher - http://www.markfletcher.org/blog
I had some Java certs, but they're too old now...
Paul Keohan
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I am Irish. Bollocks is my second favourite word - after Gobshite.
Steven Woodford
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pram face is another good one. this is a female who is quite attractive but has that look like she should (or will soon be) pushing a pram around a council estate - similar to a bobfoc
Mark Fletcher
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What about A**e-biscuits?
Anyone want to open a thread for a Javaranch Profanasaurus?
Don Kiddick
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"mad as cheese"
Mark Fletcher
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"ya big roond bawheid"
Mark Fletcher
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A variation on the Bulldog theme
"She had a face like a bulldog licking **** off a nettle" - Roughly attributed to that Viz character, "Sid the Sexist".
Don Kiddick
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A face like a bag of spanners !
Don Kiddick
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As rough as a badgers arse !
Paul McKenna
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Awesome!! You poppycock bunch of buggars have taught my bawhide arse all the goodies. I'm now going to practise this on someone else..
3 cheers for the barmy army!!!
Richard Hawkes
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Originally posted by Sriraj Rajaram:
3 cheers for the barmy army!!!

Huh, you're such a brown-nosing bum-lick!
Check this out:
http://www.viz.co.uk/profanisaurus/propagesA_Z/page_a.htm
Paul McKenna
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Oye!!
You guys know of any online coaching center to obtain a British accent. More specifically I want the Scottish accent, like the "Fat Bast@##" in Austin Powers.
Richard Hawkes
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Originally posted by Sriraj Rajaram:
Oye!!
You guys know of any online coaching center to obtain a British accent. More specifically I want the Scottish accent, like the "Fat Bast@##" in Austin Powers.

http://www.paidmyre.demon.co.uk/
Paul McKenna
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Awesome!!
"Ahl hityi oar hied 'caw taughtie."
I Love Scottish slang!
Steven Broadbent
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another englishman here....
how about a face like a well smacked arse for
an insult or big girls blouse....
I speak italian as well if anyone wants italian insults.
and re texas , a java colleague from texas told me this one:-
why does texas not drift into the sea - cos arkansa sucks...


"....bigmouth strikes again, and I've got no right to take my place with the human race...."<p>SCJP 1.4
 
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