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I want to stay a greenhorn forever ...!!!!!!

Devesh H Rao
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Joined: Feb 09, 2002
Posts: 687

hi ppl
somewhere in a post in md i read that u get to be a ranchhand as soon as u have 31 post now i dunno much about this but what if i want to stay a greenhorn forever is it possible or do i have to cook up some mischief now and then so that i keep on getting downgraded to be a greenhorn ...!!!
anybody with similar thoughts or am i the only one in wilderness here :roll:
greenhorns of the java ranch unite....!!!
Michael Morris
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Joined: Jan 30, 2002
Posts: 3451
I will help you stay a greenhorn if you will join the cause of the Inifdels
All you have to do is join us and make no further posts. We will speak in your behalf. Beware the ugly redneck spy, he will lie and tell you that you can remain a greenhorn while all along enticing you to become a redhorn.

Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction. - Ernst F. Schumacher
Devesh H Rao
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Joined: Feb 09, 2002
Posts: 687

actually Michael i was thinkin of starting the greenhorn brigade to rival the infidels, u see i was inspired by u to do so but i think u won me over.
me will pitch in with u if u see to it that me remain a green horn by choice no matter how many posts i make....(making no more posts is a defn no-no) and u select green as the house colour for the infidels .
this is my last post as a green horn so michael u have a green(golden sucks) oppurtunity to win ur self a unworthy and useless Lieutenant in ur war against the reds...!!!
Thomas Paul
mister krabs
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Joined: May 05, 2000
Posts: 13974
For a fee we could make you a permanent greehorn if you like.
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Paul McKenna
Ugly Redneck
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Joined: Jul 08, 2000
Posts: 1006
You'll miss out on the 10 virgins!! Infidels!!
By Order

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