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John Dunn
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Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.


"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
Randall Twede
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No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.

i think the main difference between dogs and cats is that dogs wish they were human, but cats think they are.


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