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Politically Incorrect Questions
Joined: Jan 30, 2003
May 12, 2003 17:20:00
Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A different bar.
What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.
"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
Joined: Oct 21, 2000
May 12, 2003 19:26:00
No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does.
i think the main difference between dogs and cats is that dogs wish they were human, but cats think they are.
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