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[sexual content]Joy of Aging

John Lee
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Three men were discussing aging at the nursing home.
'Sixty is the worst age to be,' said the 60-year-old. You always feel like you have to pee. And most of the time, you stand at the toilet and nothing comes out!'
'Ah, that's nothin',' said the 70-year-old. 'When you're seventy, you can't even crap anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, you sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!'
'Actually,' said the 80-year-old, 'Eighty is the worst age of all.'
'Do you have trouble peeing too?' asked the 60-year-old. 'No, not really. I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock, no problem at all.'
'Do you have trouble crapping?'
'No, I crap every morning at 6:30.'
'With great exasperation, the 60-year-old said, 'Let me get this straight. You pee every morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30. So what's so tough about being 80?'
'I don't wake up until 7:00.'
[ May 17, 2003: Message edited by: Don Liu ]
John Lee
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can anyone contribute to 50-year-old part?
micjael msarris?
Michael Morris
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can anyone contribute to 50-year-old part?
Yep, never pass a bathroom, never trust a fart, and absolutely never waste an erection.
Now can someone contribute for an aging adroid?
Don Liu


Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction. - Ernst F. Schumacher
John Lee
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Originally posted by Michael Morris:
can anyone contribute to 50-year-old part?
Yep, never pass a bathroom, never trust a fart, and absolutely never waste an erection.
Now can someone contribute for an aging adroid?
Don Liu

never say never!
John Lee
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Originally posted by Michael Morris:
can anyone contribute to 50-year-old part?
Yep, never pass a bathroom, never trust a fart, and absolutely never waste an erection.

and get up before 6 am
John Lee
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Originally posted by Elaine Micheals:
I got all excited reading the title of this post "sexual content". No sex at all!! Just "potty talk"!!

the real life sex
John Lee
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anyone can contribute to 55-year-old part?
John Lee
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Originally posted by Michael Morris:
can anyone contribute to 50-year-old part?
Yep, never pass a bathroom, never trust a fart, and absolutely never waste an erection.

i guess i will talk to you in 5 years about the 55-year-old part!
John Lee
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when did you get up today?
 
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