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Have the power to become invisible, to mind-read, or to fly?

aadhi agathi
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invisible


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Devesh H Rao
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The powers of being invisible,mind-read,and to fly are found in mostly any student who has ever given an exam...
Invisible : the power which becomes most prominent when u are peeking in the answer sheet of the person in front and the Invigilator suddenly appears.
Mind-read : comes into focus when u need to know the answer to 3.(a) and only ur friend in the 3'rd row from back knows the answer to it.
To fly : when the results are displayed u need to fly to get to the grades/marks sheets before they are torn by people estatic for having flunked only in 2 subjects..
SJ Adnams
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Fly
Mark Fletcher
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Invisible.
At least you can dodge into the ladies shower room after the exam


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Thomas Paul
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mind read


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Frank Carver
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I'm with Thomas. The other two are just gimmicks and party tricks. Knowledge is power.


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Jim Yingst
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Most immediately fun: flying
Best in the long term: mind-reading
Though if someone wanted to grant me the power of invisibility, I could live with that too.


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Francis Siu
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flying
Because it can reduce some transport fees if I want to travel
Add one more requirement
At least Supersonic flying.


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R K Singh
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Originally posted by Frank Carver:
I'm with Thomas. The other two are just gimmicks and party tricks. Knowledge is power.

Thomas does not want to read mind to gain knowledge
Look if you could read mind then you did not have this confusion
You need mind reading power desperately


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John Lee
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Invisible.
because it is better technology.
Mark Fletcher
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Yknow nobody has yet agreed with me on sneaking into the womens shower room while invisible. :roll:
I really worry about you lot sometimes...
Layne Lund
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Originally posted by Mark Fletcher:
Yknow nobody has yet agreed with me on sneaking into the womens shower room while invisible. :roll:
I really worry about you lot sometimes...

Hey, I just barely saw this thread! I would have thought of that, too, I'm sure, but you beat me to it. Still I'd would love to be invisible for just the same reason


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Randall Twede
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call me old-fashioned, but i believe in getting A's the old fashioned way. learn the material.


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Joseph Russell
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yes
Devesh H Rao
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Mind read..

call me old-fashioned, but i believe in getting A's the old fashioned way. learn the material.

to think of a immediate use i would really like to know if randell meant it ...
Joseph Russell
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It's lonely being invisible...
Jim Yingst
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Hey, Joseph - it's not nice to think that about someone. Watch it.
SJ Adnams
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just testing my new sig
SJ Adnams
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hmmn, bit to depressing for this forum maybe...
Francis Siu
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hi Simon
here may contain some ideas when writing a poetry.

Ar....
Does it belong to poetry?
Because I do not know.

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