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I'm pleased to note however that the southern states have a relatively slow population clock. The two main culprit states are UP and Bihar. I'd n uke Bihar if possible. Then most of India's woes would be resolved.
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What have you got against the UP? We kind of LIKE the Upper Penisula of Michigan .
Well . . . . they DO sometimes act like those RedNecks down south .


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My home state is Uttanchal and the whole population of uttranchal(6000000)which is a northern state is half of the Indian capital New Delhi(14000000) and the area is 500 times bigger than New Delhi so you see population distribution is not homogenious in India.
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India is producing one Australia ever Year
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only 2 states i.e UP and Bihar contributes to 30% of total India population
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Originally posted by <Sriraj Rajaram>:
I'm pleased to note however that the southern states have a relatively slow population clock. The two main culprit states are UP and Bihar. I'd nuke Bihar if possible. Then most of India's woes would be resolved.

Oye Khote De Puttar ..
You are talking like Lallo ...
You know he has solution for Kashmir problem, the solution is, change the name of Kashmir to Bihar and Bihar's name to Kashmir.
And then give Kashmir to Pakistan
OR
Once group of intellectuals from Japan came to Bihar, they saw the natural resources of Bihar and said that they can make Bihar as beutiful and rich as Sigapore in 10 yrs. Lallo said, give me Japan I will make it like Bihar in one year.
enough laugh,
>>The two main culprit states are UP and Bihar.Then most of India's woes would be resolved.
Then who will run the Country, man [just to make YOU uncomfortable...][I hate such talks ]
Or should I talk abt 'Amma'
[Bura Jo Dekhan Main Chala Bura Na Milya Koi,
Jin Surat Tin Dekhni, Mujhse Bura Na Koi]
When I went out to see malice, I could not find anyone.
When I saw inside me, I was the dirtiest person.
As per me casteism is still in south more than north. And I feel that if we remove south than we wont have caste problem.
But then question comes, what will remain India.
Chal AW have a nice day.
[ May 21, 2003: Message edited by: Ravish Kumar ]

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To answer all of your queries Ravish, I couldnt care less if you take the nutcases from all over the country and n uke em all together. But we've got to begin somewhere and Bihar is ideal starting point. Its after all common opinion that Bihar is the worst state in the country.
Oh! And when I see inside me, I see perfection. It can do with some improvement but perfecting perfection is a hard task
[ May 21, 2003: Message edited by: Sriraj Rajaram ]

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Originally posted by Sriraj Rajaram:
Oh! And when I see inside me, I see perfection.

You are perfect ... you are dead, man ;-)
I have lot of things to work on still and on my death bed I will say I am not perfet still I need more time OR make this world smaller so that I can learn more in less time.
>>I couldnt care less if you take the nutcases from all over the country and nuke them all together.
Makes sense ... I will help you.
And why from country, why not world [you need power and money for it.]
>>and Bihar is ideal starting point.
I will start with my state[No, I am not form Bihar], if you are ready to start with your.
Have you been in MH,I will be specific, Mumbai, local which are only 10%, hate 'milk belt', you know why? Not because of their state but bcoz they are running the Mumbai.[though its true that when I am saying running, running means underworld ]
Why to poke nose...
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he he he, never heard of that term before 'milk belt'! u mean UP & Bihar? if the reason is that UP-ites and Biharis have control over milk business in mumbai, then UP bihar should also be termed as telecom-belt and tax-belt and civil-service belt. Walk into any MTNL office in mumbai and you can bet every four of five people working over there are from UP/BH. Same with income tax office and other civil-service offices
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Originally posted by <Mumbai cha bhau>:
he he he, never heard of that term before 'milk belt'! u mean UP & Bihar? if the reason is that UP-ites and Biharis have control over milk business in mumbai, then UP bihar should also be termed as telecom-belt and tax-belt and civil-service belt. Walk into any MTNL office in mumbai and you can bet every four of five people working over there are from UP/BH. Same with income tax office and other civil-service offices

Salam Bhai
Actually very few people know that more than 60% people are from UP/Bihar in civil services.
The reason for it could be the less opportunities for job... but whatever is the reason, milk belt rules civil services.
>>he he he, never heard of that term before 'milk belt'!
You are not regular to JR
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Originally posted by Ravish Kumar:


>>he he he, never heard of that term before 'milk belt'!
You are not regular to JR

That means corruption is very high in milk belt
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The following site will give you more detailed information about the population growth, density in India (State & district wise)
http://www.mapsofindia.com/census/index.html
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Originally posted by sunitha raghu:

That means corruption is very high in milk belt

But Amma is in TN
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Amma may appear very bad and she was very bad during the first term. She has sobered significantly after that. I definetly do not support her or any one affiliated to that party but in my opinion she is 100 times better than the DMK who play caste wars amongst the uneducated people of TN.
Secondly, the Brahmin of TN is plagued with so many problems today we really need a Brahmin in power who will put the state back on the right track. JJ has definetly shown herself to be incapable of playing that role but she was elected with that hope. (She is a Brahmin incase you didnt know)
And I almost forgot, she has shown some pretty stern attitude towards the growing mossy population in TN. I support that.
[ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Sriraj Rajaram ]
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eh! Ravish bhaaaaaaai!
Kyaaa bhidu? sub kheriyat?
[translation:
(in gangster's accent) Hey Ravish! waasuup? everything's fine? ]
Sriraj, no offence to you personally, but we in mumbai (and that includes my friends from all other states including TN) do not have a very respectful view of the people of TN when it comes to politics. (yes we do respect them a lot when it comes to education and literacy)
The thing is that they cannot rule themselves. What do MGR, Jaya, and Rajnikant have in common? None of them are from TN, yet they rule the people of TN. MGR from Kerala in the past, Jaya from Karnataka present, and Rajni also from Karnataka, prospect for future. Why? because they are all movie stars. Allow people to be chief-ministers just because they are movie stars!!! wake up guys!
you were talking about n uking Bihar and the nutcases from all over the country and that Bihar is a starting point. Well, how about starting with Veerappan? Come on! how difficult is it for the whole freakin' state government to get him? if Jaya wants, we can send Mumbai or Delhi police to get him. you know how they are, right?
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Originally posted by <Mumbai cha bhau>:
eh! Ravish bhaaaaaaai!
Kyaaa bhidu? sub kheriyat?
[translation:
(in gangster's accent) Hey Ravish! waasuup? everything's fine? ]
Sriraj, no offence to you personally, but we in mumbai (and that includes my friends from all other states including TN) do not have a very respectful view of the people of TN when it comes to politics. (yes we do respect them a lot when it comes to education and literacy)
The thing is that they cannot rule themselves. What do MGR, Jaya, and Rajnikant have in common? None of them are from TN, yet they rule the people of TN. MGR from Kerala in the past, Jaya from Karnataka present, and Rajni also from Karnataka, prospect for future. Why? because they are all movie stars. Allow people to be chief-ministers just because they are movie stars!!! wake up guys!
you were talking about n uking Bihar and the nutcases from all over the country and that Bihar is a starting point. Well, how about starting with Veerappan? Come on! how difficult is it for the whole freakin' state government to get him? if Jaya wants, we can send Mumbai or Delhi police to get him. you know how they are, right?

The same analogy applies to whole India. Let us see.. Who is Sonia? Atleast TN people elect an Indian.. which party is in power in Maharastra? No offence.. but a simple clarification..
Yea.. Mumbai police is the best in the world. The others sucks.. Let us send them to nab OBL, Veerapan and Sadam.. :roll:
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Originally posted by Sriraj Rajaram:
Amma may appear very bad and she was very bad during the first term. She has sobered significantly after that. I definetly do not support her or any one affiliated to that party but in my opinion she is 100 times better than the DMK who play caste wars amongst the uneducated people of TN.

I will agree with you on this. DMK plays with caste and religion. I don't like Jaya either. But what other choice do we have..

Secondly, the Brahmin of TN is plagued with so many problems today we really need a Brahmin in power who will put the state back on the right track. JJ has definetly shown herself to be incapable of playing that role but she was elected with that hope. (She is a Brahmin incase you didnt know)

hmm.. oh boy.. So, only a Brahmin can put the state back on the right track? JJ , a Brahmin, put the state back to mediaval period. :roll: Her first term was a nightmare.. I still wonder how people elected her for 2nd term. Beauty of Indian democracy.

And I almost forgot, she has shown some pretty stern attitude towards the growing mossy population in TN. I support that.
[ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Sriraj Rajaram ]

I agree with you and support her for that.
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Originally posted by Sankar Subbiah:
...

No. The same analogy does not apply to the whole India.
Not a single person in bombay gives a shit to Sonia. she has no stand in MH. Right now the coalition in MH stands because of Powar's NCP and because of anti-shiv-sena sentiments. certainly not because of Sonia's congress, if you were implying that. People of MH will never accept congress if sonia does not step down. (I am glad Jaya too took that stand openly. one good thing she did)
Btw, why am i defending here? (Sriraj is the defender) the whole idea of my post was to counter all Sriraj's views about this north v/s south stupidity that i have observed in many of his posts. And sometimes it is about southern brahmin v/s the rest of the country :roll: i was trying to tell him what Ravish has been trying to since a long while
This was from Ravish:
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[Bura Jo Dekhan Main Chala Bura Na Milya Koi,
Jin Surat Tin Dekhni, Mujhse Bura Na Koi]
translation:
When I went out to see malice, I could not find anyone.
When I saw inside me, I was the dirtiest person.
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and yes, i wasen't talking about the greatness of the mumbai police. but if you have been and stayed in bombay during the 80s and 90s you would have known that the mumbai police have kicked some real asses of the underworld and their links with .... you know where. it was because the people forced the govt to do something and the govt gave an uninterrupted green signal to the police. The menace was finally reduced. i was subtley implying that unless the people of TN forces Amma, things might not change and all we will hear about is n uking UP/Bihar to solve our problems :roll:
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Originally posted by <Mumbai cha bhau>:
[QB]
No. The same analogy does not apply to the whole India.
Not a single person in bombay gives a shit to Sonia. she has no stand in MH. Right now the coalition in MH stands because of Powar's NCP and because of anti-shiv-sena sentiments. certainly not because of Sonia's congress, if you were implying that. People of MH will never accept congress if sonia does not step down. (I am glad Jaya too took that stand openly. one good thing she did)

Whatever the reason may be, they still elect Congress party for the central government. Who do you think going to be the PM or shadow PM? What stops the S.Power to go alone? What stops the MH people to stop voting for Congress and vote some other party??? If Power merge with his Parent party, do you think MH people will reject Congress??

Btw, why am i defending here? (Sriraj is the defender) the whole idea of my post was to counter all Sriraj's views about this north v/s south stupidity that i have observed in many of his posts. And sometimes it is about southern brahmin v/s the rest of the country :roll: i was trying to tell him what Ravish has been trying to since a long while

I don't like that either (I am from TN). But Just because a person from South say something bad about North, you don't need to retaliate back by saying something bad about the South. That will really create a North - South divide.

and yes, i wasen't talking about the greatness of the mumbai police. but if you have been and stayed in bombay during the 80s and 90s you would have known that the mumbai police have kicked some real asses of the underworld and their links with .... you know where. it was because the people forced the govt to do something and the govt gave an uninterrupted green signal to the police. The menace was finally reduced. i was subtley implying that unless the people of TN forces Amma, things might not change and all we will hear about is n uking UP/Bihar to solve our problems :roll:

Yes Mumbai police did a great job in MUMBAI. The place where Veerappan hide is not like Mumbai. It is a dense forest. With the very limited equipment, TN and Karnataka police are struggling to get him. Do you think the police enjoy being killed by Veerappan (He killed several police officers)? I think Para military was also sent to nab him once (I am not sure when). By saying "Delhi or Mumbai police is a kick ass police force. Let them handle it.." puts down other police forces in our country. Even if you send Mumbai police, they will have the same problem as the TN police are facing now.
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Originally posted by <Mumbai cha
No. The same analogy does not apply to the whole India.
Not a single person in bombay gives a shit to Sonia. she has no stand in MH. Right now the coalition in MH stands because of Powar's NCP and because of anti-shiv-sena sentiments. certainly not because of Sonia's congress, if you were implying that. People of MH will never accept congress if sonia does not step down. (I am glad Jaya too took that stand openly. one good thing she did)

I did a search on the net. In '99 election (Sonia was the president of Cong), Congress fought alone in the election. There were no coalition between NCP and Congress. Congress emerged as a largest party in the state. May be, Mumbai people don't give a damn about Sonia. But Mumbai doesn't represent whole MH. Just an FYI.
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Originally posted by <Mumbai cha bhau>:

Btw, why am i defending here? (Sriraj is the defender) the whole idea of my post was to counter all Sriraj's views about this north v/s south stupidity that i have observed in many of his posts. And sometimes it is about southern brahmin v/s the rest of the country :roll: i was trying to tell him what Ravish has been trying to since a long while

Hello Mumbai,
Regarding your earlier post.. no offence taken. But over this one.. well I am glad you are open about how you feel regarding some of my posts. If you find it stupid well and good, you are entitled to your opinion. I will not agree that my posts do not make sense (Except in the case of North vs South where I did post an apology conceding a mistake in my opinion) but I will say this.. when I have the guts to be frank about my opinions AND mistakes you have been cowardly by concealing yourself with a nickname like "Mumbai cha bhau".
So.. I have a quote for you now!
"Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones at other peoples houses"
Now enjoy!
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I used to think tha ABVP (atal Bihari)is a right person in wrong party bu now I think he is a wrong person in wrong party
Sonia another damned politician from Indra family I dont know when these congress people will choose person other than Indra family
Communism is the only thing which can change the course, the corruption is least in communist governed state.
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Einstein again,
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I believe in standardizing automobiles, not human beings


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India Population clock?
i can feel it. so many indians around the ranch. pretty soon the indian population will reach 1.5, 2, 3,..billions. so what do your guys want to do with it? to win a cricket world champion?
it is time to slow down, it is time to stop the clock, it is time to call the timeout.
[ May 23, 2003: Message edited by: Don Liu ]
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Donny ,suggest the ways and innovative solutions instead of always saying "you have to do this and that" Fact is 50% of population is still not literate.40% stay below poverty line.I think China won't be much behind in this !!.Instead of taking chattering classes make something like this.
[I know govt and politicians are corrupt but we are not revolutionaries like Mao.Are we?]


MH
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Originally posted by Capablanca Kepler:
Donny ,suggest the ways and innovative solutions instead of always saying "you have to do this and that" Fact is 50% of population is still not literate.40% stay below poverty line.I think China won't be much behind in this !!.Instead of taking chattering classes make something like this.
[I know govt and politicians are corrupt but we are not revolutionaries like Mao.Are we?]

just send them overseas by all means: k-1, L-1, h-1, f-1, b-1,...does this make sense?
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Are there any economic incentives for making babies in India? Some sort of government assistance, credits, subsidies? If there are, I would say the most natural thing to do is to cut these incentives, if you guys want to battle overpopulation.
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Originally posted by Eugene Kononov:
Are there any economic incentives for making babies in India?

The poor and uneducated ppl in India think that more children will bring more money home when they will grow up. [poor children grow up by the age 10, though govt has laws for child-labour. But law does not feed them so do they start working betn 6-10 yrs of age ].
Though rate has come down but still I think it will take time of 20-40 yrs to have a nomonal birth rate.
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sounds like to me it is time to have a new world order!
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Originally posted by Sankar Subbiah:
But Mumbai doesn't represent whole MH.

101% agree Guru .
Mumbai is lovely place. Its place who has its own identity. It neither belongs to MH nor to any other state. [I hope Shiv Sena would not read my post ]
It has its own language[Bumbaiya ], its own culture, its own pace of life.....whatever is there it belongs to bombay only. No one can claim that it belongs to someone else, even not to MH.
WOW I cant forget my 6 months in Bombay [yes, no mumbai ]
Mumbai is GREAT ... [true cosmopolitan culture]
When Banglore goes to sleep .. Bombay wakes up...
just for TP
====================
HOW WOULD A MUMBAI TAPORI GIVE AN ADVT. IN
MATRIMONIAL COLUMN FOR A SUITABLE GIRL -----
Apun Pakia!!! Umar 30 saal, wajan 80 killo aur 5 1/2 phoot height kya, poora kasrat body !!! ......abhi wo
bole to, kya hai na apun ko bhi life me settle hone ka maangta, isiliye yeah adverteezment apun paper me
chaap riye la hai... Apun maanta hai apun Tapori hai, bahut log ka pungi bajayela hai magar kya hai naa
baap, apun ka bhi izzat hai markit me!!! Apun ko bhi public shaadi-bia me bolati hai woh bhi izzat se!
Saaal ka 5/6 peti to apun aaram se kama leta hai... buri aadat bole to daaru aur bidi, abhi daaru kon nahi
pita - yaar. Akkha bada bada log apun log se jaasti chada leta hai... Ab chokiri apun ko aisa maangta
hai...Bole to aik dam jhakas maal, patakha, aik dam patakha... thoda padi likhi hongi to chalenga kion ke
ala yeah kabhi kabhi form bharne ke liye saala apun ko 25 log ka hath pair jodna padta hai.. Apun jo hai
na shaadi ki baad aik dam sudhar jaayinga iman se... apun ka baccha log ko apun pada likka tapori
banayinga... bole to Tapori doctor,Tapori computer waala aur bhi bohat kuch... Maa kasam shadi ke baad
apun kisi bhi chikni ko line nahi denga... Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me koi chokri ki phamily ka
lafda nahi maangta hai.. han bole to kabab me haddi nahi banane ka kya! Koi saala beech mein aayenga to
uska game baja dalenga. Abhi yeah sub accha lage to apun ko contact karne ka kya!
====================
PS: if any one intreasted in translation do ask ... right now I dont have time ...
TP => TimePass
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[ May 23, 2003: Message edited by: Ravish Kumar ]
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I think I got 5'6" tall and family car?
family car???
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Originally posted by Don Liu:
India Population clock?
i can feel it. so many indians around the ranch. pretty soon the indian population will reach 1.5, 2, 3,..billions. so what do your guys want to do with it? to win a cricket world champion?
it is time to slow down, it is time to stop the clock, it is time to call the timeout.
[ May 23, 2003: Message edited by: Don Liu ]

Its seems that you dont like Indians. May be I�m wrong.If im wrong sorry for that But reading all ur prev posts abt indians im thinking that u have some sort of anger towards Indians. India is a country of with lot of hightly educated and same as uneducated people.
Rich and poor.In fact Indians swiss bank account is more than india's debt. For me each person is a human being. I wont differentiate one person to another according to caste, color, nationality and religion, south indian or north indian. I havent counted how many indians in ranch or Chinese. i wont say Sonia Gandhi is an italian and why she playing politics in india. For me she is a very matured woman. Mother Treasa never said im not an indian so why the heck i care abt indians. She dedicated her whole life for the poor people of india. She never traveled in Benz car or she attended press conference. She never differentiated people according to their caste and color. So why cant we be like this. Just a thought��..

[ May 23, 2003: Message edited by: sunitha raghu ]
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hi:
don't get me wrong, i have nothing against india. i think i only made some comment about india's population.
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Originally posted by <Sriraj Rajaram>:

by concealing yourself with a nickname like "Mumbai cha bhau".

hm...
I think view matters, nor the person who is saying.
What can you do if I say, I am "Mumbai Ka Bhau" ?
You cant do anything. No one can do anything.
But still people come with fake name.
Think..., you will know the answer why someone needs to come in fake name.
OR ask Moose how much he enjoys anonymity ?
"Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones at other peoples houses"

It has changed now, Who lives in glass house should off lights before changing clothes
[ May 23, 2003: Message edited by: Ravish Kumar ]
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Originally posted by Simon Lee:
I think I got 5'6" tall and family car?
family car???

:roll:
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apun kisi bhi chikni ko line nahi denga... Dekho baap apun ko shadi ke baad me koi chokri ki
phamily ka
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not family car,
i wont fall for a beautiful/foreign girl
see, after marriage the family of the girl ???
 
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