Why does New Jersey have all the toxic waste dumps, and California have all the lawyers?
New Jersey got first choice...
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posted 13 years ago
A group of ship passengers find themselves on a dingy after their cruiser sinks. Suddenly there are sharks circling everywhere. One of the survivors dives into the water and a few minutes later the sharks disappear and he reenters the dingy. The curious observers asked, "What did you do to get rid of the sharks?" The man replies, "I'm a lawyer." Observers, "So?" Lawyer, "Professional courtesy"
Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction. - Ernst F. Schumacher