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Not a Redneck Joke

Michael Morris
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Joined: Jan 30, 2002
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Sorry, but I seem to be drawing a blank right now. But I do have an alternative joke.

What is the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?
Where you put the dirtbag.


Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction. - Ernst F. Schumacher
basha khan
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Joined: Jan 26, 2002
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what's javaranch redneck policy?.
once a REDNECK always a REDNECK?.
basha
basha khan
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today while walking on street,i saw a redneck walking parellel with me.i was interested to know about him.so i asked the person who was with the redneck.he answered "it's an imported pomeranian".i was dissappointed.it can never be sriraj.
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