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Not a Redneck Joke

 
Michael Morris
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Sorry, but I seem to be drawing a blank right now. But I do have an alternative joke.

What is the difference between a Hoover and a Harley?
Where you put the dirtbag.
 
basha khan
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what's javaranch redneck policy?.
once a REDNECK always a REDNECK?.
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basha khan
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today while walking on street,i saw a redneck walking parellel with me.i was interested to know about him.so i asked the person who was with the redneck.he answered "it's an imported pomeranian".i was dissappointed.it can never be sriraj.
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