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Hi,
please post your cognitions and verities. Like -but not from- Murphy's Law.
Early worm get's into the bird
It's impossible to drink 2 Beers. None, 1, 3, too many, but not 2
 
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Women are always too cold.
 
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All this wealth,
my penthouse,
my harem,
my alabaster loo with golden seat,
my seven socks woven from the winterfur of kirgisian mountain mice ( They took 2002's whole world production )
all this,
i can afford by legal tax dodging...
...just by having no car.

Now my company moves, and i have to get one sooner or later
 
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Necessity is the mother of all inventions and laziness the father!!!
 
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Sara Jahan
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Originally posted by Richard Hawkes:
Women are always too cold.

 
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yeah that one confuses me too...i see women wearing skirts when im freezing in jeans
 
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Originally posted by Sara Jahan:

Okay revised "wisdom": Women are always too cold or too hot.
Maybe its an English thing, but my women friends seem to constantly open and shut windows, fiddle with the heating, borrow jumpers then shed them, whinge about cold feet whilst wearing the thinest blouse ...
I thought that humans have self-regulating body temperatures like other mammals. Not women. Has no one else noticed this?
 
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