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Chris Baron
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Joined: Mar 21, 2003
Posts: 1049
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Hi,
please post your cognitions and verities. Like -but not from- Murphy's Law.
Early worm get's into the bird
It's impossible to drink 2 Beers. None, 1, 3, too many, but not 2
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Richard Hawkes
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Joined: Jan 28, 2003
Posts: 1340
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A hand in the bush is worth two birds in the hand. 
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Devesh H Rao
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Joined: Feb 09, 2002
Posts: 687
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If you think before you speak the other guy gets his joke in first. 
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Devesh H Rao
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Joined: Feb 09, 2002
Posts: 687
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He who has a shady past knows that nice guys finish last. 
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Devesh H Rao
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Honesty is best policy but insanity is the best defence. 
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Richard Hawkes
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Joined: Jan 28, 2003
Posts: 1340
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Women are always too cold.
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Chris Baron
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Joined: Mar 21, 2003
Posts: 1049
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All this wealth,
my penthouse,
my harem,
my alabaster loo with golden seat,
my seven socks woven from the winterfur of kirgisian mountain mice ( They took 2002's whole world production )
all this,
i can afford by legal tax dodging...
...just by having no car.
Now my company moves, and i have to get one sooner or later 
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SJ Adnams
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Joined: Sep 28, 2001
Posts: 925
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if it sits down to piss, it's bad news.
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Sara Jahan
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Joined: Apr 20, 2003
Posts: 120
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Necessity is the mother of all inventions and laziness the father!!!
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Michael Morris
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Joined: Jan 30, 2002
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Women who fly upside-down have crack-up.
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Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius - and a lot of courage - to move in the opposite direction. - Ernst F. Schumacher
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Sara Jahan
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Joined: Apr 20, 2003
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Originally posted by Richard Hawkes:
Women are always too cold.
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Randall Twede
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Joined: Oct 21, 2000
Posts: 4089
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yeah that one confuses me too...i see women wearing skirts when im freezing in jeans
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Richard Hawkes
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Joined: Jan 28, 2003
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Originally posted by Sara Jahan:
Okay revised "wisdom": Women are always too cold or too hot.
Maybe its an English thing, but my women friends seem to constantly open and shut windows, fiddle with the heating, borrow jumpers then shed them, whinge about cold feet whilst wearing the thinest blouse ...
I thought that humans have self-regulating body temperatures like other mammals. Not women. Has no one else noticed this?
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