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Weekly Redneck Joke

 
Michael Morris
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Joe Bob gets an interview at a large railroad company in Little Rock to be a switchman. After some preliminary questions about qualifications the interviewer challenges Joe Bob with the following scenario to get his reaction:
"OK Joe Bob, let's say you have an inbound train on track 11 and another inbound train on track 26 and an outbound train on track 33 which are all converging on switch 14 and are only seperated by five minutes total. Further suppose that switch 14 is locked and you realize that you left your keys back in the office which is ten minutes away by foot. What are you going to do?"
"I'm gonna call my cousin Billy Mack."
"Why in the world would you call your cousin in such a grave situation?"
"Becuase Billy Mack ain't never seen no train wreck like that before."
 
basha khan
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my redneck joke of the week.

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u people know?.michel morris actually dead before two years.but sometimes u may ask "so why he is living now?".answer is simple.'to cultivate and inspire aspiring infidels'.
morris could'nt got sleep on that day.just thinking about the purpose of his living,he just walked out from his room to the road.just walked by looking infidels.wandering.dont got anyone who can be a perfect infidel.continued walking..just managed to find an average one,.morris asked,
"hi"
boy:"hi what u want?"
"ya..i actually want to cultivate u my dear infidel!.come on.i need infidels like u."
boy:"sorry.i cant "
MM dissappointed.decided to return home.but he thinked about the infidels throughout the way to home.'where can i get?'..suddenly he saw a flash.'a 100% perfect infidel!!'.morris's mind filled with joy.'afterall i found a perfect infidel'.morris relaxed.
morris gone to the infidel with great joy in his mind.by reaching to the infidel,MM noticed one thing.his neck is red.MM asked
"what's ur name?"
"sriraj"
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basha
 
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