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Which Type Of Woman Is Your Girlfriend?

 
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HARD-DISK woman: She remembers everything, FOREVER.
RAM woman: She forgets about you the moment you turn her off.
WINDOWS woman: Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.
EXCEL woman: They say she can do a lot of things but you mostly use her for
your four basic needs.
SCREENSAVER woman: She is good for notjing but at least she is fun!
INTERNET woman: Difficult to access. // Everybody will access!!
SERVER woman: Always busy when you need her.
MULTIMEDIA woman: She makes horrible things look beautiful.
CD-ROM woman: She is always faster and faster.
E-MAIL woman: Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.
VIRUS woman: Also known as "wife"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything

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SHAREWARE WOMAN free to install but everytime you want to use it you get nagged for money.
 
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CPU FAN WOMAN - she blows well!
 
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TROJAN HORSE WOMAN Lets you in the back door
 
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Java woman -write once run anywhere i.e platform independent.
 
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the virus woman is my choice, but i dont like how you defame her.
 
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