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Software and Hindu Gods

Arjun Shastry
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Joined: Mar 13, 2003
Posts: 1893
Brahma : Systems Installation
Vishnu : Systems Support
Lakshmi : Finance and Accounts consultant
Shiva : DBA (crash specialist)
Ganesh : Documentation specialist
Narad : Data Transfer
Brihaspathi : Chief Information Officer.
Yama : ReOrganisation Consultant
ChitraGupta : Personnel Records
Apsaras : Downloadable Viruses
Devas : Y2k Programmers
Surya : Solaris adminstrator
Rakshasas : In house Hackers
Ram : Hardware Support - single user specialist
Lakshman : Support software and Backup
Ravan : Internet Explorer - WWW
Hanuman : RS6000
Bali : Windows 98
Sugreeva : Win 95
Angadh : Win 3.1
Jambhuvan : DOS
Vishwamitra : Sr.Manager Projects
Hastinapur : Silicon Valley
Arjun : Lead Programmer (all Companies are Vying for him)
Abhimanyu : Trainee Programmer
Draupadi : Web server - free access (Shareware)
Duryodhan : Microsoft product written in VB
Shakuni : Bill Gates
Karna : Contract Programmer
Shikandi : Steve Jobbs
100 Kauravas: Microsoft Service Packs and patches.

R K Singh
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Joined: Oct 15, 2001
Posts: 5382
Good one ..
only problem is with Shakuni Mama and Bill Gates ..
Sameer Jamal
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Joined: Feb 16, 2001
Posts: 1870
Dronacharya : Software Training Institute
Krishna : Anti Virus Package
Vijay S. Rathore
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Joined: Oct 29, 2001
Posts: 449
Yudhisthira :Accessibility User
Pandav:System Analysts
Kunti:Authorized Server (Only for Administrators)
Meghanath:Trainee Hacker

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