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R K Singh
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Laloo Prasad Yadav talks to his son
Laloo : "I want you to marry a girl of my choice"
Son : "I want to choose my own bride".
Laloo : "But the girl is Ambani's daughter."
Son : "Well, in that case."
Next Laloo approaches Dhirubhai
Laloo : "I have a husband for your daughter."
Dhirubhai : "But my daughter is too young to marry."
Laloo : "But this young man is a vice
president of the World Bank."
Dhirubhai : "Ah, in that case."
Finally Laloo goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Laloo : "I have a young man to be recommended as a
vice president."
Vice President : "But I already have more vice presidents
than I need."
Laloo : "But this young man is Ambani's son-in-law."
Vice President : "Ah, in that case."
*Laloo : Our My favourite politician.
*Ambani : One of the richest man of India.


"Thanks to Indian media who has over the period of time swiped out intellectual taste from mass Indian population." - Chetan Parekh
Axel Janssen
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Originally posted by Ravish Kumar:

*Laloo : Our My favourite politician.

Question* : Is that irony or your true opinion?
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* remember that I've told you that I've read that book about indian politics, so I know about Laloo)
Anonymous
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i have become famous! I can take home some of cows from java ranch
Randall Twede
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aha! so that is the true reason so many from india come to javaranch....they want the cows


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R K Singh
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Originally posted by Axel Janssen:

Question* : Is that irony or your true opinion?
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* remember that I've told you that I've read that book about indian politics, so I know about Laloo)

This is irony
But no doubt he is good politician. Its not a joke to be in power for 20yrs
 
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