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Well then, how about Lawyer jokes?

 
Bert Bates
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What do you call 40 lawyers up to their necks in sand?

Not *quite* enough sand

Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste dumps, and California all the lawyers?

New Jersey got first pick!

How many lawyers does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.
 
R K Singh
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I protest to this professionist jokes. Its degrading the noble profession of Liar
[whisper]Do you know any jokes on Doctor[/whisper]
 
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Why don't sharks eat lawyers?
Professional courtesy.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers dead at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
 
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Q. What's the difference between a skunk and a lawyer lying dead in the middle of the street?
A. Skid marks in front of the skunk.
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Q. What's the difference between a porcupine and a law office.
A. A porcupine has pricks on the outside.
 
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A man is in dire need of a heart transplant. So he goes down to the local "Organs 'R Us" and makes his request. The clerk informs him that he has only three hearts. He says, "This one is from a 35 year old that lived a reasonably clean life, no smoking, occasional drink, some excercise, and it's $10,000. This one is from a 25 year old that never smoked, never drank, never used drugs, jogged 5 miles a day, and it's $25,000. This discolored one is from a 55 year old who smoked 3 packs a day, drank 5 martinis a day, frequently used cocaine and never excercised and it's on sale for $100,000."
"Wait a minute, why is the unhealthy heart the most expensive?", asked the shopper.
"Because, it belonged to a lawyer, it's never been used."
 
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