Belt Molar Cordless Sandpaper Hygienic Koala Butter Nitrogen Cheese Hematoma Rebate
High Plains Drifter
posted 12 years ago
The Crapco Surgical Supply Division anounces its latest neurosurgical tool for dealing with those tricky subdural hematomas. The ultra hygienic cordless belt-driven cranial bone saw called the "Crapshoot Head Splitter" is the perfect tool for getting through those hard heads. It is self-sharpening utilizing a sandpaper made from finely ground koala molars. It also embodies a liquid nitrogen cooling unit to prevent premature damage to the saw. Best of all, instead of expensive lubricants like emu oil, it uses plain butter or a soft cheese such as Bri�. The MSRP for this wonderful tool is only $1995, but act now and receive a rebate of $250 and a one year supply of yak butter.