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Vinod John
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Disclaimer - Please note this thread is started not for offending any one in particular.
Two missionartes in Africa were captured by a very hostile cannibals who put them in a pot of water, and built a huge fire under it, and left them there. As the water boiled and the heat grew more and more intense, one of the missionaries started laugh hysterically. The other missionary couldn't believe it!. He said,
'Whats wrong with you? We're being boiled alive! They're gonna eat us! What could be possibly be funny at a time like this?'
The other missionary said with a gleeful smile,
'I pissed in the soup'.
 
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OK I think this joke is blatant attempt at the oppression of caucasian catholics such as myself. I don't think Jesus or the Buddha would approve.
 
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I've always wondered about the whole cannibal/missionary meme -- in particular, the Bugs Bunny version with a big pot of water and a roaring fire. Where do the cannibals -- depicted as uncivilized barbarians, living in a Stone Age society -- get a huge iron pot, the fabrication of which requires technology that wasn't developed in the West until centuries of Iron Age technological advancement?
 
Michael Morris
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Originally posted by Ernest Friedman-Hill:
I've always wondered about the whole cannibal/missionary meme -- in particular, the Bugs Bunny version with a big pot of water and a roaring fire. Where do the cannibals -- depicted as uncivilized barbarians, living in a Stone Age society -- get a huge iron pot, the fabrication of which requires technology that wasn't developed in the West until centuries of Iron Age technological advancement?

EFH, you've been workin' with AI, err rule based systems too long!
 
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'I pissed in the soup'.
joy of last piss!!
basha
 
Donald R. Cossitt
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I've always wondered about the whole cannibal/missionary meme -- in particular, the Bugs Bunny version with a big pot of water and a roaring fire. Where do the cannibals -- depicted as uncivilized barbarians, living in a Stone Age society -- get a huge iron pot, the fabrication of which requires technology that wasn't developed in the West until centuries of Iron Age technological advancement?

Maybe Buggs, is an extermest rights activist who usually, and eventually supply their own pot :roll:
[ July 27, 2003: Message edited by: Donald R. Cossitt ]
 
John Dunn
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'I pissed in ....
This is VERY disrespectful to ALL women. Would you say this to your mother?
We should not be disrespecting mothers. Mothers are revered in all religions. I really don't appreciate this blatant religious blasphemy!!! This country is built on religious principles. I don't think we should stand for this un-American rhetoric!
Moderators, please clean up this thread!!! :roll: :roll:
 
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