-orgasm donor
-I wish my girlfriend was a filthy as my car
-Ban d!ckhead pedestrians - not bullbars
-Drink till shes cute
-Keep honking...I'm reloading
-Horn broken...watch for finger
-More Grunt than your mother
-Gas
grass or ass...no one rides for free
-My other ride is your mom
-I love animals... They taste good!!!
-If God didnt want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat ??
-If I Would Like To Hear From An Asshole, I'd Fart!
-If A Woman Wants To Learn To Drive, Don't Stand In Her Way
-Vaginatarian
-Welcome to America ... Now speak English!!!
-A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain
-Missle inside: Honk to see
(Baby on Board) - Most Annoying sticker makes me wanna drag the folks sitting in the car out and beat the crap out of them. Who the hell cares if you have a Baby on board