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Rufus BugleWeed
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Posts: 1551
This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries......
but,
now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the
rat
race...you're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is
exploitation.
If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should
get
off your
lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.
If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.
If you cry............you're a wimp.
If you don't........you're an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a
chauvinist.
If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a
liberated
woman.
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's
domination.
If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......
you're a
pervert.
If you don't..............you're gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're sexist.
If you don't.................you're unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.
If you don't................you're a slob.
If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.
If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself.
If you don't....................you're not ambitious.
If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.
If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.
If you don't..........there must be someone else.
Men die first because they want to.
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HS Thomas
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Joined: May 15, 2002
Posts: 3404
Studies show that men carry more parasites because they are larger.
Why men die younger
And are risk-takers with matters of their health.
Testorone has something to do with it so if men want to live 15 years longer keep the testorone levels down.
It's actually quite a serious issue given due weighting covered in this article despite the title.
NiceGuy's WOMEN (mostly) SUCK Page
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[ October 01, 2003: Message edited by: HS Thomas ]
David O'Meara
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Joined: Mar 06, 2001
Posts: 13459

Not what I was expecting.
The topic reminded me of the old joke:
Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to.
HS Thomas
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Posts: 3404
In the second link:

If anything, this underscores the fact that the U.S. is the only industrialized country on the planet without a national health insurance system.

I think that's serious!
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