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Rufus BugleWeed
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This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries......
now we know.
If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the
rat're a male chauvinist.
If you stay home and do the're a pansy.
If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.
If you don't work're a good-for-nothing bum.
If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is
If you have a boring repetitive job with low should
off your
lazy behind and find something better.
If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.
If she gets a job ahead of's equal opportunity.
If you mention how nice she's sexual harassment.
If you keep's male indifference.
If you're a wimp.
If you don''re an insensitive bastard.
If you make a decision without consulting're a
If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a
If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's
If SHE asks's a favor.
If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......
you're a
If you don''re gay.
If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in're sexist.
If you don''re unromantic.
If you try to keep yourself in're vain.
If you don''re a slob.
If you buy her're after something.
If you don''re not thoughtful.
If you're proud of your achievements........ you're full of yourself.
If you don''re not ambitious.
If she has a headache............she's tired.
If you have a don't love her anymore.
If you want it too're oversexed.
If you don't..........there must be someone else.
Men die first because they want to.
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HS Thomas
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Joined: May 15, 2002
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Studies show that men carry more parasites because they are larger.
Why men die younger
And are risk-takers with matters of their health.
Testorone has something to do with it so if men want to live 15 years longer keep the testorone levels down.
It's actually quite a serious issue given due weighting covered in this article despite the title.
NiceGuy's WOMEN (mostly) SUCK Page
[ October 01, 2003: Message edited by: HS Thomas ]
David O'Meara

Joined: Mar 06, 2001
Posts: 13459

Not what I was expecting.
The topic reminded me of the old joke:
Why do men die before their wives?
Because they want to.
HS Thomas
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Posts: 3404
In the second link:

If anything, this underscores the fact that the U.S. is the only industrialized country on the planet without a national health insurance system.

I think that's serious!
I agree. Here's the link:
It's not a secret anymore!