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I HATE BRITTANY SPEARS

 
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Ok, I am watching Saturday Night Live, and Brittany Spears is the musical guest. She is absolutely horrible. Not only can she not sing, and not only does she ALWAYS lip sing in every performance I have ever seen her on TV, but she has the most inconsistant breast size of anyone I have ever seen in my entire life. In this first performance, she has no breasts. Not that I mind that, but pick a size, you know? I will update this thread with her next performance. Because she will undoubtadly have a different outfit on, and so her breasts might change size again.
 
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Gregg! Don't keep us in suspense here, man, it's been over half an hour already...

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Originally posted by Jim Yingst:
Gregg! Don't keep us in suspense here, man, it's been over half an hour already...

[ October 18, 2003: Message edited by: Jim Yingst ]

She hasn't been back on yet. She is probably coming up pretty soon...
 
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Ok, she is back. Some slow song. Wow, she isn't lip singing. Which makes her sound even worse. No wonder she lip sings all the time.
Well, remember that video for that movie she did? And she was sporting that no breast cleavage bikini top? You know what I am talking about. That cleavage where the breasts don't touch? That's what she has going on now. I guess I will just push mute and watch....
 
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You know what I am talking about.
Well no, but that's just because I never watch music videos period. If I'd seen it, I'm sure I would remember.
 
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isnt it "Britney Spears"? There is this Brittany Murphy having similar name..
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Yes, it's "Britney Spears" and it's "lip sync".
 
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Originally posted by Thomas Paul:
Yes, it's "Britney Spears" and it's "lip sync".

I guess I don't worship her enough to care..
 
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I just figured you were used to doubling up consonants in names for no apparent reason, Gregg. Or maybe the "tt" was a sort of Freudian slip consistent with what you were really fixating on.
 
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Originally posted by Jim Yingst:
I just figured you were used to doubling up consonants in names for no apparent reason, Gregg. Or maybe the "tt" was a sort of Freudian slip consistent with what you were really fixating on.

 
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