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Ashik Uzzaman
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I like the member titles javaranch gave us like ranchhand, sheriff, bartender...oooops! Would it not be nice if some one who participates in more than 1000 posts but are not bartender, gets another post and so congratulating him gets easier. The title I would like then is Gunman!
I have to decide on 4 titles for a forum. I am looking for some creative imaginations from you other then the default Newbie, member, advanced member etc. Just as a hint, the forum is related to java.
I myself coould not think out other than -
1. Programmer, Software Engineer, Architect, Chief Technologist
2. Rated Player, Fide Master, International Master, Grand Master
3. Soldier, Captain, Major, Major General
4. Member, Chairman, Minister, Prime Minister
Got some creative ideas? Anything....

Ashik Uzzaman
Senior Member of Technical Staff, Salesforce.com, San Francisco, CA, USA.
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Embryo, Fetus, Infant, Toddler.

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When I read the title of this thread, I was afraid of what I might find here!

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John Smith
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Pimple, prick, pennis, fallos, bishop.
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Schmuck, schlong, putz, schnickle.
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The Beast, John Thomas, Trouser snake...
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Schmuck, schlong, putz, schnickle
You missed schlort (tiny) and schledium (average).
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Laloo, Mulayam, Mayawati, Kanshiram
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Preferred titles:
1. Quickdraw McGraw
2. Well Hung
3. Long Dong
Timothy Chen Allen
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1. Twinkie
2. Wonder bread
3. Velveeta
4. Cheez-whiz
(Guess I miss the States)

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Black Hat Hacker, Gray Hat Hacker, White Hat Hacker, Security Chief
 
I agree. Here's the link: http://ej-technologies/jprofiler - if it wasn't for jprofiler, we would need to run our stuff on 16 servers instead of 3.
 
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