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Creative Member Titles

Ashik Uzzaman
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Joined: Jul 05, 2001
Posts: 2370

I like the member titles javaranch gave us like ranchhand, sheriff, bartender...oooops! Would it not be nice if some one who participates in more than 1000 posts but are not bartender, gets another post and so congratulating him gets easier. The title I would like then is Gunman!
I have to decide on 4 titles for a forum. I am looking for some creative imaginations from you other then the default Newbie, member, advanced member etc. Just as a hint, the forum is related to java.
I myself coould not think out other than -
1. Programmer, Software Engineer, Architect, Chief Technologist
2. Rated Player, Fide Master, International Master, Grand Master
3. Soldier, Captain, Major, Major General
4. Member, Chairman, Minister, Prime Minister
Got some creative ideas? Anything....


Ashik Uzzaman
Senior Member of Technical Staff, Salesforce.com, San Francisco, CA, USA.
Ernest Friedman-Hill
author and iconoclast
Marshal

Joined: Jul 08, 2003
Posts: 24183
    
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Embryo, Fetus, Infant, Toddler.


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Jason Menard
Sheriff

Joined: Nov 09, 2000
Posts: 6450
When I read the title of this thread, I was afraid of what I might find here!
John Smith
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Joined: Oct 08, 2001
Posts: 2937
Pimple, prick, pennis, fallos, bishop.
Paul Stevens
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Joined: May 17, 2001
Posts: 2823
Ernest Friedman-Hill
author and iconoclast
Marshal

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Posts: 24183
    
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Schmuck, schlong, putz, schnickle.
Anonymous
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Joined: Nov 22, 2008
Posts: 18944
The Beast, John Thomas, Trouser snake...
John Smith
Ranch Hand

Joined: Oct 08, 2001
Posts: 2937
Schmuck, schlong, putz, schnickle
You missed schlort (tiny) and schledium (average).
Anonymous
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Joined: Nov 22, 2008
Posts: 18944
Laloo, Mulayam, Mayawati, Kanshiram
Anonymous
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Joined: Nov 22, 2008
Posts: 18944
Preferred titles:
1. Quickdraw McGraw
2. Well Hung
3. Long Dong
Timothy Chen Allen
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Joined: Mar 16, 2003
Posts: 161
1. Twinkie
2. Wonder bread
3. Velveeta
4. Cheez-whiz
(Guess I miss the States)


Timothy Chen Allen
Learn Spanish in Washington, DC
Anonymous
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Joined: Nov 22, 2008
Posts: 18944
Maverick
Ashik Uzzaman
Ranch Hand

Joined: Jul 05, 2001
Posts: 2370

Black Hat Hacker, Gray Hat Hacker, White Hat Hacker, Security Chief
 
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