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Joe Pluta
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I'm getting ready to enjoy that particularly American institution known as Thanksgiving. It's our national excuse for a four-day weekend, and it's also a good time to reflect on that which we have.
I've got a lot to be thankful for. I'm fairly comfortable that on the Lotto of life, I got all the numbers AND the power ball. And since we all know that extended time on MD tends to make me cranky, I'm going to bid you all goodbye until next week.
I got a turkey to fry!
Joe
 
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I got a turkey to fry!
That's a common pastime in MD the rest of the year too - we just can't all agree on who the turkey is.
Happy T-Day, Joe!
[ November 24, 2003: Message edited by: Jim Yingst ]
 
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You will be missed, Joe!
Have fun with turkey.
 
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I got a turkey to fry!
I have a problem with that. Turkey is a sovereign country, you can't go in. But if you have even a slight suspision that that may have something to do with the JFK assasination, it would certainly be a moral thing to fry the bastards.
 
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Jim, Eugene... I was laughing so loud I think they could hear me on the street outside. Both of you... bad, bad, Drivelers!
And happy TDay to you Map, and to everyone!
Joe
(still chuckling)
("fry the bastards")
(snicker)
 
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But if you have even a slight suspision that that may have something to do with the JFK assasination
Actually, recent evidence suggests the JFK and RFK assassinations may be linked to the individual known publicly as "HS Thomas", currently believed to be harbored in the UK. So maybe they are next.
 
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Bill Hicks once said about the Dallas book repository, which is now open to visitors, has been made in every way to be historically accurate to the day of the assassination. "For starters, Lee Harvey Oswald ain't there."
 
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Happy Thanksgiving Joe.
 
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Originally posted by Michael Ernest:
"For starters, Lee Harvey Oswald ain't there."

And me, neither.(You should see Thomas Paul's record )
Why have Thanksgiving so early ? Oh, I forgot. Thanksgiving for having found America. Ho Hum.
Happy Thanksgiving all.
regards
 
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To the Brits:
Would Avid Merrion call this "ThankYouPleaseGiving"?
 
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Anyway, Happy thanksgivings Joe!
 
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Very sporting of Bush and the first US president to visit Iraq. The action obviously wasn't wasted on the troops.

The US will need to elect Bush now for a second term to finish rebuilding Iraq. More happy faces all round please.

regards
 
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Nice smiley
 
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So When is Blair visting Iraq? May be during Christmas!
 
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Originally posted by Pradeep Bhat:
So When is Blair visting Iraq? May be during Christmas!

He visited earlier this year in May.
 
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Originally posted by Mark Fletcher:

He visited earlier this year in May.

ok.. was it a secret visit too
 
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Yeah,
It was a secret visit, but now Ive told you, Im going to have to kill you. :roll:
 
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Originally posted by HS Thomas:

Why have Thanksgiving so early ? Oh, I forgot. Thanksgiving for having found America. Ho Hum.
Happy Thanksgiving all.

You cynic. Thanksgiving for having survived the first year. What we forget is that it happened only with the help of some kind indians.....
It's a marvelously-timed holiday. I could really use 2 days right now, but unfortunately I live in the UK where there are no bank holidays in the autumn.
 
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Oh, forgot to say, Belated Happy Thankgiving to the US Folks out there!
Hope you had a good day. I caught the scores for the Packers vs Lions game. Geez, what was Favre up to? I thought they would have aced that game. Just goes to show how inconsistent the Packers have been playing this season, I was hoping that they would win their division, but I dont think they'll do it now, unless the Vikings really screw up and hand it to them on a plate.
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Im going to have to kill you.

That is not going to be easy... you will have to come to India and to my village and things are so bad here you will never to able to stay for few seconds forget about killing me
I also forogot tell about my pet elephants.. they are really nasty
 
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Originally posted by Mark Fletcher:
Yeah,
It was a secret visit, but now Ive told you, Im going to have to kill you. :roll:

Mark, not Pradeep. Then he really will haunt me.
Just joking, Pradeep.
Pet elephants, hey.So why not an elephant that gets, say the size a Great Dane? Combine breeding with genetic engineering, and voila!
(maybe someone could start a new business with this...)
It's actually someone-on-the web else's idea.
 
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Originally posted by Pradeep Bhat:

That is not going to be easy... you will have to come to India and to my village and things are so bad here you will never to able to stay for few seconds forget about killing me
I also forogot tell about my pet elephants.. they are really nasty

Aha!
Thank you for your cooperation. Right, so Ive narrowed your location down to India.... umm... what province did you say your village is in again?
Elephants dont bother me. I'll bring a bag of mice with me. Everyone knows that elephants are terrified of mice
 
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Originally posted by Alfred Neumann:

You cynic. Thanksgiving for having survived the first year. What we forget is that it happened only with the help of some kind indians.....
It's a marvelously-timed holiday. I could really use 2 days right now, but unfortunately I live in the UK where there are no bank holidays in the autumn.

People like to take a couple of weeks off around Christmas. Some go abroad but managers seem to frown on taking two weeks off around then these days.
You never find them around though.
 
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hat province did you say your village is in again

There are no provinces in India
My village has no electricity and no roads . How are you going to come there?
You will have to walk or take a elephant ride.. dont worry I will send my elephants to receive you (They love to crush mice )
 
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Originally posted by Pradeep Bhat:

My village has no electricity and no roads . How are you going to come there?

That's intriguing. What do you use to connect to the internet ?
regards
 
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Originally posted by HS Thomas:

That's intriguing. What do you use to connect to the internet ?
regards

I come to the nearest town
 
Mark Fletcher
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Originally posted by Pradeep Bhat:

There are no provinces in India
My village has no electricity and no roads . How are you going to come there?
You will have to walk or take a elephant ride.. dont worry I will send my elephants to receive you (They love to crush mice )

Very well. You leave me no choice.
I was going to set my Death-Ray-Cannon to obliterate your village, but I'll just set it to cover the entire Indian sub-continent.
Oh well. I would put on some sunglasses Pradeep, its about to get awfully bright outside in a few minutes...
 
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Pradeep , dinna fash yersel' ! (don't worry in Scots)
Americans have created a virus that is lethal to mice. So now we know for certain : America has discovered weapons of mouse destruction.

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but I'll just set it to cover the entire Indian sub-continent

I am sure Pervez Musharuf will be angry (Indian sub-continent includes Pakistan as well) and he will nuke you
AW, it is getting dark here already 6 PM.. I will have to leave now..bye
 
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I would put on some sunglasses Pradeep

Local Monkeys just love glasses.. so no one wears glasses in my village
 
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Wha!
Youre still alive!?!?
(Me glances over at Death-Ray-Cannon).
Ah, sorry. I forgot to plug it in!
(Me plugs in Death-Ray-Cannon).
Any minute now Pradeep, any minute now and youre toast!
 
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Originally posted by Mark Fletcher:
Ah, sorry. I forgot to plug it in!
(Me plugs in Death-Ray-Cannon).
Any minute now Pradeep, any minute now and youre toast!

Aah, now there's the real cause behind last US/Canada blackout. I hope Echelon is clever enough to pick this up (as I am too lazy to report to the right people, too much of bad music and waiting when I try emergency services here! )
 
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Originally posted by Ashok Mash:

Aah, now there's the real cause behind last US/Canada blackout. I hope Echelon is clever enough to pick this up (as I am too lazy to report to the right people, too much of bad music and waiting when I try emergency services here! )

The US/Canada Blackout? Well the cause of that was supposed to be a secret...
Err...
(Me glances over at Death-ray-cannon)
Hows the weather where you are right now Ashok? Umm... whats the name of your town?
 
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Ah, Thanksgiving was a success, except my mother-in-law couldn't make it being in hospital. But she was visited, and much was consumed in her honor. To all who wonder - a properly deep-fried turkey is a joy to behold (and to eat !). One word of warning - do NOT rub it down with spices, as the spices burn, leaving the skin dark (but still very tasty).
The football games were fun, and the halftime of the Miami/Dallas game was most enjoyable. In order to avoid turning this into another argument, I'll simply say the musical entertainment was wonderfully patriotic, and highly enjoyed by my entire family.
Joe
 
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