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Stevie Kaligis
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Joined: Feb 04, 2001
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An Asian man walked into the currency exchange in New York with 2000 yen and walked out with $72.
The following week, he walked in with 2000 yen and was handed $66.
He asked the teller why he got less money than he had gotten the previous week.
The lady answers, "Fluctuations."
The Asian man stormed out, and just before slamming the door, he turned around and said "Fluc to Amelicans too!"

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Tim Baker
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Joined: Oct 04, 2003
Posts: 541
man thats awful

Kim Jong II (North Korea's Dear Leader) said:Nuclear weapons don't kill people, people kill people.
I agree. Here's the link:
subject: Fluctuations
It's not a secret anymore!