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Paul Stevens
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Joined: May 17, 2001
Posts: 2823
Paul W. should like the second one.
Do not eat natural foods. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I
learned that most people die of natural causes.
Gardening Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a
weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the
ground easily, it is a valuable plant.
The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
There are two kinds of pedestrians: the quick and the dead.
Life is sexually transmitted.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, then who is the fool who
said, "Quit while you're ahead?"
Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
The only difference between a rut and a grave is the depth.
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach that person to use
the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Some people are like Slinkies: not really good for anything, but you still
can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of
Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks
about seeing UFOs like they used to?
Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again.
All of us could take a lesson from the weather: it pays no attention to
Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars and a
substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to
realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire but it takes a whole
box to start a campfire?
AND THE # 1 THOUGHT FOR THE NEW YEAR: You've read about all these terrorists
--- most of them came here legally, but they hung around on expired visas,
some for as long as 10 - 15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: you are two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put
Blockbuster in charge of immigration!
John Smith
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Joined: Oct 08, 2001
Posts: 2937
I really like the dividers in between the thoughts.
paul wheaton

Joined: Dec 14, 1998
Posts: 20965

Hmmmmm .... I dunno ... apple trees are hard to pull up!

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