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Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men

 
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Two bored casino dealers were waiting at a craps table. A very attractive
blonde woman arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of
the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."
With that she stripped from her neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Mama needs new clothes!"
Then she hollered..."YES! YES! I WON!" She jumped up and down and hugged
each of the dealers. She then picked up all the money and clothes and
quickly departed.
The dealers just stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them
asked, "What did she roll?" The other answered, "I don't know, I thought
YOU were watching!"
Moral: Not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men!!!
 
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Sorry Ex, but I have to appeal ..
Is there any other man?? Moderators, I object at this post, its a racist post
 
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Clearly you've never been in a casino. the dealers seldom take their eyes off the table. the boxman NEVER does. i've seen fistfights break out, and the boxman's eye's never wavered from the $$$ right in front of him.
also, there are 4 employees at a standard craps table, and more often than not, at least one of them is a women.
and, there's a strong chance that once of the men is gay, so why would he watch? Plus, there are the pit bosses walking around, and about 10 cameras on each table, so even if the dealers weren't watching, as soon as 20large were laid on the table i garuntee the security team would be watching the roll!!!
 
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Originally posted by fred rosenberger:

also, there are 4 employees at a standard craps table, and more often than not, at least one of them is a women.


That woman is Les..so didnt watch.


and, there's a strong chance that once of the men is gay, so why would he watch? Plus, there are the pit bosses walking around, and about 10 cameras on each table, so even if the dealers weren't watching, as soon as 20large were laid on the table i garuntee the security team would be watching the roll!!!


He was not gay..That is why blonde approached them.
Those security guards were also not gays. So they also watched...

[ February 17, 2004: Message edited by: sunitha raghu ]
 
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Originally posted by fred rosenberger:
!!!


postmortem of a joke
 
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Its a well documented fact that all casino staff are eunuchs
 
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I think if you guys stomp on this joke a little bit more it will truly be dead!
 
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If she was naked, where did she keep her crapps?
 
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Clearly you've never been in a casino. the dealers seldom take their eyes off the table. not only that, sometimes the dealer is a blonde.
last time when i was in a casino in seattle (near airport, close to thrifty rental car parking lot, it is a small casino, but from 6 pm to 6 am, they serves very good and discount food.)
when i almost walked out, a blonde dealer smile at me, so i decided to stay and play. that night i had been winning, but in th eend, i lost...
 
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Originally posted by Ken Smart:
Clearly you've never been in a casino. the dealers seldom take their eyes off the table. not only that, sometimes the dealer is a blonde...


Ya, and I've never seen anyone naked in a casino! :roll:
 
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In Vegas some of the show girls in the Rio are almost naked....
 
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as in other public location (resturant, theater, library, store,...), i believe casino also has dress code. if go naked, people can get arrested by security. but i could be wrong.
 
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So you never been to casino rt?
Regarding the cheating there are some masterminds who are good in this.
They know how to fool security cameras. How they do that ..no idea.
For example read this.

when i almost walked out, a blonde dealer smile at me, so i decided to stay and play.


So blonde doesnt need to be naked...
Originally posted by Ken Smart:
as in other public location (resturant, theater, library, store,...), i believe casino also has dress code. if go naked, people can get arrested by security. but i could be wrong.
 
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Originally posted by Richard Hawkes:
If she was naked, where did she keep her crapps?


armpit
 
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Originally posted by sunitha raghu:
So you never been to casino rt?


is there casino in india?
 
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Originally posted by Ken Smart:

is there casino in india?


Actually I m constructing one. So tell me more about US casinos. You can visit the casino when it opens. But when you come there I will send this
carinstead you renting a cheap car from thrify rental and buying clothes from thrift shop and getting discount food from those small casinos........
 
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Originally posted by sunitha raghu:

Actually I m constructing one.


good luck with your ambitious plan.
 
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Originally posted by sunitha raghu:

So tell me more about US casinos.


I have been to casino many times. but i am not a big gambler. an american friend told me a way to manage your loss: say you want to play $50 blackjack in total tonight. you leave that $50 on table, whenever you won some money, put that money in pocket and never spend it again. when the $50 on the table are gone, it is time to leave. and you still have some left in pocket.
some people are really big time gambler, once i was in a casino in illinois, playing blackjack, the guy sitting next to me show me a blackjack money, with a face value of $1,000. and he told me that was from a casino in wisconsin, he forgot to cash out last night.
 
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Originally posted by sunitha raghu:
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."
.....
So tell me more about US casinos.

That is such an indecent proposal.......
Everything's for sale(!)
- m
 
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According to this CNN article
Topless waitresses serve up a cup of java, its not just casino's even in a JAVA House...........
Madison, Maine...huh(!)
 
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Originally posted by Madhav Lakkapragada:
That is such an indecent proposal.......
Everything's for sale(!)
- m[/QB]


 
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I think I laughed more at the replies to this thread than the actual joke.
That slot cheat story was really cool.
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