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Balaji Loganathan
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    sunitha reghu
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    Where can i download 30 days marriage evaluation kit.

    Produce,direct and act in a movie.
    sunitha reghu
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    LIVING IN 2004
    You know you are living in 2004 when...
    1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.
    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.
    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.
    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.
    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they don't have e-mail addresses.
    6. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner.
    7. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally dial "9" to get an outside line.
    8. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies.
    10. You learn about your redundancy on the 11 o'clock news.
    11. Your boss doesn't have the ability to do your job.
    12. Contractors outnumber permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards.
    13. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling.
    14. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your "friends."
    15. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes
    from the net.
    16. You are too busy to notice there was no #9
    17. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9
    AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself!!
    Balaji Loganathan
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    Originally posted by sunitha raghu:
    AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself!!

    Gail Mikels
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    At a recent computer software engineering course in the US, the
    participants were given an awkward question to answer:
    "If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of
    programmers had been responsible for the flight control software, how many
    of you would immediately get off the plane?"
    Among the ensuing forest of raised hands only one man sat motionless. When
    asked what he would do, he replied that he would be quite content to stay
    aboard. With his team's software, he said, the plane was unlikely to even
    taxi as far as the runway, let alone takeoff.

    Gail Mikels
    sunitha reghu
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    SINGLE BLACK FEMALE seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.
    I'm a very good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, camping and fishing trips,
    cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me.
    Call (404) 875-6420 and ask for Daisy.
    Over 15,000 men found themselves talking to the Atlanta Humane Society about an 8-week old black Labrador retriever.
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