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It's not the heat; it's the humidity

 
Michael Matola
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And other ridiculous things people feel compelled to say.
Any time the word "curry" is mentioned:
You know, not all curries are hot.
Any time browning bananas are encountered:
You should make those into banana bread.
Grrr!
 
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Person looking at a baby
Ooh! Aren't his/her toes tiny!
Old person on just about anything
Back in my day...
When something minor stops working
Thats the trouble with this country....
How about the ultimate in stupid sayings:
"Are you ok?" to a person who has just fallen over and has blood pouring out. "'Tis but a flesh wound!".
 
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I always got this when I worked at Lowe's.
Can you tell me where the .... is?
It's right behind you.
Oh, if it was a snake it woulda bit me


And when you are leaving someone's house...
Wish you could stay longer - What, is that guilt you are trying to lay on me?
 
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My favourite:
"Actually Sushi is the seasoned rice not the raw fish"
... yes, yes all right, now f@#k OFF !
 
Stan James
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How about the ultimate in stupid sayings:
"Are you ok?" to a person who has just fallen over and has blood pouring out. "'Tis but a flesh wound!".

" ... not so deep as a well nor so broad as a church door, but 'twill serve."
 
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"Well truthfully..." - so how about the previous stuff?
"It's a mute point..." - then how come I just heard you?
"Orientate" - why not "aligntate" ?
 
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