Originally posted by Richard Hawkes: What you complaining about? "You can milk anything with nipples" according to Gay Fokker (in Meet the Parents)
And me thinking milk comes from factories
disclaimer: my father was CEO of the largest AI firm in the country, which owns well over a thousand bulls and several hundred cows (as surrogate mothers). [ June 25, 2004: Message edited by: Jeroen Wenting ]
How is it that 4 mods have replied to the OP and not one has questioned his moniker? Or has the policy changed to allow blatantly obvious fake names? [ June 25, 2004: Message edited by: Sadanand Murthy ]
Ever Existing, Ever Conscious, Ever-new Bliss
town drunk ( and author)
Joined: Jun 27, 2002
The "Moose" is a Javaranch entity: the electronic embodiment of the spirit of the 'Ranch. You might have seen his picture here or there.
Joined: Apr 01, 2003
I usually only come out on the 1st of April (April Fools Day for those who aren't familiar), but thought that this was such an outrageous practice that I believed it was my duty to break my silence and bring it to the attention of all the JavaRanchers.
Joined: Oct 12, 2000
See it like this: at last Moose have gotten total equality to cows. Used to be you were only slaughtered for meat and leather, now you're milked as well.