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What would you choose?

Mapraputa Is
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A husband whose room is decorated with pictures of naked girls, or a husband whose room is furnitured with books full of pictures of locomotives and train cars circa 1930s.


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basha khan
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I am not a girl to answer the questien.But i change the gender of the questien and answer it.

A wife whose room is decorated with pictures of naked men, or a wife whose room is furnitured with books full of plastic flowers,greeting cards and teddy beers.

I choose first.She is innocent and does'nt hav shiezopherenia.

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Originally posted by Mapraputa Is:
A husband whose room is decorated with pictures of naked girls, or a husband whose room is furnitured with books full of pictures of locomotives and train cars circa 1930s.


I think the more interesting question is, why do you ask?


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I think the more interesting question is, why do you ask?

:roll:

Now I know you are a true geek. Thanks.
basha khan
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Originally posted by Mapraputa Is:
I think the more interesting question is, why do you ask?

:roll:

Now I know you are a true geek. Thanks.


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Originally posted by Mapraputa Is:
I think the more interesting question is, why do you ask?

:roll:

Now I know you are a true geek. Thanks.


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A husband whose room is decorated with pictures of naked girls, or a husband whose room is furnitured with books full of pictures of locomotives and train cars circa 1930s.


This question is serious MD. It's like asking which is worse a wife with bad breath or hairy armpits? Is it a decision you are ever going to have to take?

Do men come in only 2 distinct flavours? What happened to husbands who like to see their wives naked, who don't have their own private room, and have a wide range of reading material?

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Do men come in only 2 distinct flavours?

Are we going to be intellectual now? I guess, too much sexist jokes on my part...

Come on now, we are having fun here
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Do men come in only 2 distinct flavours?


I'd say no, but that is unrelated to the original post. The the OP wasn't "Since there are only two types of men, which would you choose". the OP was asking "given the choice between these two options, which would you choose" - this allows for there being other possibilities, but they are simply being excluded for the sake of THIS discussion.

Now, i'll answer the version Basha posed for us males - i'd take the plastic flowers woman. I'm assuming the naked men would also be more fit than me, and i don't need that kind of reminder how out-of-shape i am.


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Helen Thomas
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I think the wife should hang pictures of all previous boyfriends on the walls
just as a happy reminder to the husband of all the men he beat to that podium. Er, bedroom.

Bronze medallists are far happier than gold or silver medallists.

Instead of hanging pictures of Tom Cruise, Hugh Jackman, naked or otherwise.
Of course if any previous ones looked like Tom Cruise or Jackman that might present a problem.
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basha khan:

A wife whose room is decorated with pictures of naked men, or a wife whose room is furnitured with books full of plastic flowers,greeting cards and teddy beers.

I'll take the girl with teddy bears.

Oh, wait - teddy beers? What are those?
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I have a feeling the first one would be easier to reform.
 
 
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