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Java Quotes

Rajan Chinna
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Joined: Jul 01, 2004
Posts: 320
Any java related quotes.......?

"If Java had true garbage collection, most programs would delete themselves upon execution"
Michael Ernest
High Plains Drifter

Joined: Oct 25, 2000
Posts: 7292

I love coffee, I love tea
I love the java jive and it loves me
Coffee and tea, the java and me
A cup a cup a cup a cup a cup!

Make visible what, without you, might perhaps never have been seen.
- Robert Bresson
fred rosenberger
lowercase baba

Joined: Oct 02, 2003
Posts: 11718

and i thought i was the only person who knew the Ink Spots...

There are only two hard things in computer science: cache invalidation, naming things, and off-by-one errors
Helen Thomas
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Joined: Jan 13, 2004
Posts: 1759
On a switching branch
the java bird-eating spider perches -
Sun sets.

a little haiku.

Le Cafe Mouse - Helen's musings on the web - Java Skills and Thrills
"God who creates and is nature is very difficult to understand, but he is not arbitrary or malicious." OR "God does not play dice." - Einstein
Rajan Chinna
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Joined: Jul 01, 2004
Posts: 320
"In a world without fences, who needs Gates?"
-- Scott McNealy
kayal cox
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Joined: Aug 19, 2004
Posts: 376
In an Open world without fences, who needs Windows and Gates.
Hussein Baghdadi
clojure forum advocate

Joined: Nov 08, 2003
Posts: 3479

Go east Go west, C# sucks and sh?t
Consider Paul's rocket mass heater.
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