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How was I born?

 
Jesse Torres
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Dad answered:

"Ah, my son, I guess one day you will
need to find out anyway! Well, you see your Mom and I
first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set
up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where
your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that
neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it
was too late to hit the delete button, nine months
later a blessed little Popup appeared and said -----







You've Got Male!
 
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Manmohan Singhania
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Do we really require this thread to be continued?
 
Jesse Torres
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Originally posted by Manmohan Singh:
Do we really require this thread to be continued?


You can contribute humorous content if you�d like!
 
Sonny Gill
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Originally posted by Manmohan Singh:
Do we really require this thread to be continued?


Only if someone can add some visual aids to the explanation. It's a bit dry as it is
 
Helen Thomas
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Originally posted by Jesse Torres:


You can contribute humorous content if you�d like!


OK here goes!

What do you call a goat that is god-like ?

What do you call a goat in the sea ?

What do you call a silly goat ?

What do you call a goat that refuses to grow up ?
[ December 17, 2004: Message edited by: Helen Thomas ]
 
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Billy Idol

Billy Ocean

Billy Nilly

Billy the Kid
 
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