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Buy a Car or go to the Gym

Gerald Davis
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Joined: May 15, 2002
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I want to be finding myself a wife. Two things that would help.
1. Is to book into a Gym, I could go regularly but this could be expensive but I would get a little fitter.
2. Is to buy myself a car, I know most woman would appreciate a man having his own car and I could also work on my no-claims-bonus.
3. The most expansive option is both. This would mean I would not be able to get a better car or go to the gym as often
Jeroen Wenting
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Joined: Oct 12, 2000
Posts: 5093
save yourself the money
women are such an expensive hobby you'd have to sell the car and give up the gym the moment you hooked one so why go to the trouble?


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John Smith
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Joined: Oct 08, 2001
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I want to be finding myself a wife... I know most woman would appreciate a man having his own car

I have like 5 kewl cars, but girls in my John Hopkins Middle school never talk to me. Yesterday I saw that big red fire truck in Walmart, but my dad says I'd have to get a "C" or better on my math exam to get that truck for next Christmas. I pray everyday God helps me on that math exam, so that I can marry Jenny and even maybe like kiss her. U in middle school, too?
Bacon
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Joined: Jul 14, 2004
Posts: 305
Cars are a hole in your driveway that you throw money into.

If I didn't "need" one, I wouldn't own one, actually two. Getting a car to attract a woman? That wouldn't be on the list, much less anywhere near the top. Besides, I don't think my wife would approve!

Seriously, do you really want someone so shallow that automobile ownership is a critical factor to being with you?
Helen Thomas
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Joined: Jan 13, 2004
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Go for long walks. It should cure both.


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Helen Thomas
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Joined: Jan 13, 2004
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Didn't mean to be brutal.

By all means get yourself a babe magnet and pop into the gym. If you are living in England you'll get to use it to the max 6 days of the year hood down. The rest of the time you and the car'd be bundled up top to toe.
You could take your chances in the pool after working those pecs. If don't hook a babe, there are plenty of other things you might catch - like athlete's foot in the steamy damp conditions.

Seriously, you can take sport seriously. Run, bike. Read a book. And they'll swarm over you.

Or buy a car and move to Italy.
[ February 02, 2005: Message edited by: Helen Thomas ]
Bacon
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Joined: Jul 14, 2004
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Its hard to say what makes a guy a "babe magnet"

It comes so naturally to me I have to beat them off with a stick!
 
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