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Penpal chics Needed

Saheed Adepoju
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Hi all
I am bored! I need a penpal from anywhere in the world!Ladies btw ages 18-* need only apply(Sorry guys )! I really need female company! I am 22yrs 6 ft 1.I am Nigerian and presently stay in Nigeria! Interested Ladies should please either reply via forum or send an email to saheedadepoju2003@yahoo.com I cant wait to see yah!


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Nick George
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remind me never to be a programmer


I've heard it takes forever to grow a woman from the ground
Mitch Ikeson
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Originally posted by Nick George:
remind me never to be a programmer


Ain't that true. I mean there are no females that like programers. really sex would be akward you know it would be something like this:

Your floppy disk turned in to a hard drive and RAMed her CPU.


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Max Habibi
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True story. When I go out with the guys, I invariably lie to strangers and tell them I'm a janitor

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Manmohan Singhania
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Originally posted by Saheed Adepoju:
Hi all
Ladies btw ages 18-* need only apply(Sorry guys )! I really need female company!

My friend's grandma who just turned 84 on Sunday is looking for penpal.I will ask her to contact you.


Jayalalitha is my girl friend.<br />KarunaNidhi is my boy friend
Jason Menard
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Originally posted by Mitch Ikeson:
Ain't that true. I mean there are no females that like programers.


You're right, it's MUD players they really dig.
David Harkness
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Originally posted by Max Habibi:
True story. When I go out with the guys, I invariably lie to strangers and tell them I'm a janitor
Considering some of the awful code I have to clean up, I am a janitor.
David Harkness
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My advice: stop calling women "chicks."
Sonny Gill
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Come on mate, what century you are living in! Look for webcam-pals
Mark Spritzler
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Originally posted by Max Habibi:
True story. When I go out with the guys, I invariably lie to strangers and tell them I'm a janitor

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Heck, I tell them I'm a Movie Producer.

I tell my wife that every night and it works like a charm.

Mark
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True story. When I go out with the guys, I invariably lie to strangers and tell them I'm a janitor

Ha! I suspected I wasn't the only one who did this (though the job title varies).


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Jason Menard
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Originally posted by Mark Spritzler:
Heck, I tell them I'm a Movie Producer.

I tell my wife that every night and it works like a charm.


So when are you going to post the movies then?
Mitch Ikeson
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Originally posted by Jason Menard:


You're right, it's MUD players they really dig.


There are more wemen that play MUDs than program.
Jason Menard
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Originally posted by Mitch Ikeson:
There are more wemen that play MUDs than program.


I work in an office that currently has 17 developers. Eight of them are women. And yes, they are all actively involved in development. I have also worked with several other women who are developers. To my knowledge, none of them play MUDs.

I should also state that I have dated a woman developer who used to program for one of the big phone companies. I certainly am not what you would call super-model material, but I can't say that I've had all that much difficulty finding women to date, and I always tell them what I do for a living.
[ March 03, 2005: Message edited by: Jason Menard ]
Jeroen Wenting
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Lucky you. All the women I know are taken, family, or both.
Out of about 70 people in the company there's some 15 women, none of them in programming (a few are analysts).


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Manmohan Singhania
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Chicks,material,item???.Lets remember what Thomas Paul says:
Classes should be converetd to objects,women should not be.
John Dunn
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Originally posted by Max Habibi:
True story. When I go out with the guys, I invariably lie to strangers and tell them I'm a janitor

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True Story. I've been told I look like Billy Bob Thorton, but didn't realize how true it might be until I walked into my local after a Black Tie affair. Well upon walking in the crowded bar, a woman spots me with those deer-in-the-headlights eyes, at which I quickly gave a look like: SSHHHH! Please! Don't blow my cover. She says, "Oh my God, are you...?" And I say, "Yes. I used to have a place near by and this still a favorite." (of course I didn't bother telling that I lived in the neighborhood for like 10 yrs, so I had lots of places...) I told her I was at a charity event with a lot of friends, but it was getting dull, blah blah blah.

So she gives me a drink, rather than have me leave for the bar and next thing I know I'm making out with her. ;-) Problem was what was I going to for the Second Act? I was definitely tempted, but I thought if I bag her and she finds out I'm not BillyBob, this could get VERY ugly. Then I thought damn, that could ruin her faith in mankind.

I couldn't do it. I go "this isn't cool anymore...". And she's like, "don't worry. it's fine. REALLY, it's okay..." [I was thinking: Dude, can you fu**ing believe this???] I agressively 'fessed up and she started bawling and instantly disappeared. (Do-doooo-doooo-do [twilight zone music]) All this happened in like 15 minutes. I hadn't even ordered. Chicks are awesome...


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