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Nischal Tanna
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Joined: Aug 19, 2003
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1. Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.
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2. Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
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3. Lovemaking can burn up those calories you piled on during that romantic dinner.
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4. Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up. It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body. It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!
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5. Sex is an instant cure for mild depression. It releases endorphins
into the bloodstream, producing a sense of euphoria and leaving you with a feeling of well-being.
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6. The more sex you have, the more you will be offered. The sexually
active body gives off greater quantities of chemicals called pheromones.
These subtle sex perfumes drive the opposite sex crazy!
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7. Sex is the safest tranquilizer in the world. IT IS 10 TIMES MORE
EFFECTIVE THAN VALIUM.
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8. Kissing each day will keep the dentist away. Kissing encourages
saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay, preventing plaque build-up.
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9. Sex actually relieves headaches. A lovemaking session can release
the tension that restricts blood vessels in the brain.
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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Thnx
Jason Menard
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Joined: Nov 09, 2000
Posts: 6450
Originally posted by Nischal Tanna:
It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!


I wouldn't be too quick to rule out the whole "special sneakers" thing.

Not that I've seen people swimming laps wear sneakers (special or otherwise), but that's besides the point.
Gerald Davis
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Joined: May 15, 2002
Posts: 872
I thanks for advice bub now I guess I have to go back to her now, even though I would prefer to be working on my open-source project to 1.clock or another way of betting myself, I am hardly young achiever of the year.

I wonder if it is fare on her though, she want to see me every other day but really I only need a low maintenance girl friend, once a month sex is all I need and when I get it I am happy enough not to need anyone and I go back to reading my books and using my computer and taking long walks, activities that she detests.
stara szkapa
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Joined: Mar 27, 2003
Posts: 321
So basically sex is the best way to save on cosmetics, fitness clubs, pain killers, restaurants, dentists, and cold medications.
Frank Silbermann
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Joined: Jun 06, 2002
Posts: 1385
Originally posted by stara szkapa:
So basically sex is the best way to save on cosmetics, fitness clubs, pain killers, restaurants, dentists, and cold medications.
I thought most of those (cosmetics, fitness clubs, restaurants, nice teeth) are things you do to _get_ sex.

Gerald Davis
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Originally posted by Jason Menard:

Not that I've seen people swimming laps wear sneakers (special or otherwise), but that's besides the point.


When I last went to a swimming pool some teenage boys decided that they would stay fit both ways, they would do a couple of laps then started tossing themselves off in the water before starting another lap; that put me of going to the pool ever since
stara szkapa
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Joined: Mar 27, 2003
Posts: 321
Originally posted by Frank Silbermann:
I thought most of those (cosmetics, fitness clubs, restaurants, nice teeth) are things you do to _get_ sex.



This belonges to "chicken and the egg" type of problems. Certainly sex helps some to afford this things.
R K Singh
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Joined: Oct 15, 2001
Posts: 5371
Originally posted by stara szkapa:
This belonges to "chicken and the egg" type of problems. Certainly sex helps some to afford this things.


better to start a thread to know why do they do it ??

But I am sure its not chicken and egg situation.

Egg is for omlet and chiken is for tandoor .


"Thanks to Indian media who has over the period of time swiped out intellectual taste from mass Indian population." - Chetan Parekh
Badriprasad Bumbabol
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Joined: Apr 19, 2001
Posts: 389
Originally posted by Nischal Tanna:
[/QB] ....
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10. A lot of lovemaking can unblock a stuffy nose. Sex is a natural
antihistamine. It can help combat asthma and hay fever.
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I need to print this out,frame it and give it to my girlfriend as a present.

Did I mention I have a blocked nose 10 months a year?
 
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