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Mapraputa Is
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They said I am 50% normal. How insulting

You Are 50% Normal <em>(Somewhat Normal)</em>
<center> </center> While some of your behavior is quite normal... Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself


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I think the test is flawed. I am rated as "really normal".

If I were to design a test like this I would ask questions such as:

1. Would you rather have sex with an angel that looks like a devil or a pure evil that looks like an angel?

2. What appeals more to you, a circle or a triangle?



You Are 65% Normal <em>(Really Normal)</em>
<center> </center> Otherwise known as the normal amount of normal You're like most people most of the time But you've got those quirks that make you endearing You're unique, yes... but not frighteningly so!


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You Are 45% Normal <em>(Somewhat Normal)</em>
<center> </center> While some of your behavior is quite normal... Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself


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Not really sure it's a great test, but at least I'm not as normal as the rest so far.
 
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40%
 
R K Singh
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and I was in wrong impression ..


You Are 55% Normal <em>(Somewhat Normal)</em>
<center> </center> While some of your behavior is quite normal... Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself


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Jeroen Wenting
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What an insult, it says I'm 45% normal when I know I'm far less normal than that
 
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You Are 40% Normal <em>(Somewhat Normal)</em>
<center> </center> While some of your behavior is quite normal... Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself


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This suck! The craziest thing I ever have done was to buy a car using a loan and let them stitch me with 15% interest.

[ April 26, 2005: Message edited by: Gerald Davis ]
[ April 26, 2005: Message edited by: Gerald Davis ]
 
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oh well, tried some of the other quizzes and the results were completely inaccurate there as well.
 
R K Singh
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Originally posted by John Smith:
I think the test is flawed. I am rated as "really normal".


thanks God, at least one normal is available among us
 
Arjunkumar Shastry
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I am 50% normal = 50% abnormal
 
Adeel Ansari
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Now I can say I am a normal person. No matter if just 40%.
Have a good evening guys. I am going to show it to my Mom.
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Hey Mom I am 40% normal. I swear . .. . .. This computer test shows this, and computer never tell alie.. . . Believe me
 
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It's normal to give out a fake name and phone number?
 
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You Are 5% Normal <em>(As Weird as They Come)</em>
<center> </center> Are you from outer space? Because you're hardly human. Where people go right, you go left. And you have little in common with anyone... Except other freaks of natures :-)


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It seems that very few people

  • cannot roll their tongues
  • change their towel when they need to be changed
  • button their shirts bottom-to-top
  • stop wearing unstylish clothing
  • are punctual
  • reveal their real names
  • think that living together before marriage is a bad idea
  • stop spanking their kids
  • like apples
  • value life over weight
  • use public restrooms
  • do not speak a second language
  • prefer the color red
  • are not morning people
  • have trouble controlling their weight
  • like sex


  • I find it hard to believe that we live in a world of tongue rolling sex maniacs who are all morning people. I think, instead, that we live in world of flawed Internet surveys.

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    Shailesh Chandra
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    I am 75% normal

    You Are 75% Normal <em>(Really Normal)</em>
    <center> </center> Otherwise known as the normal amount of normal You're like most people most of the time But you've got those quirks that make you endearing You're unique, yes... but not frighteningly so!


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    Ashish Chopra
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    AHA

    Took around 10 mins on this one and finally got what i wanted:

    You Are 0% Normal <em>(As Weird as They Come)</em>
    <center> </center> Are you from outer space? Because you're hardly human. Where people go right, you go left. And you have little in common with anyone... Except other freaks of natures :-)


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    More importantly...it seems normal people don't prefer apples over bananas & have smoked pot!!! I'm happy being abnormal rather than smoking pot.
     
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    They said I am 50% normal. How insulting


    Map, does this mean that you are average normal? Which would mean normal normal.

    Mark
     
    Mark Spritzler
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    You Are 50% Normal <em>(Somewhat Normal)</em>
    <center> </center> While some of your behavior is quite normal... Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself


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    How Normal Are You?
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    You Are 50% Normal <em>(Somewhat Normal)</em>
    <center> </center> While some of your behavior is quite normal... Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself


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    How Normal Are You?
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    Gerald Davis
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    You Are 80% Normal <em>(Abnormally Normal)</em>
    <center> </center> Your behavior and ideas are... well ... Very predictable and average Surprised? Thought you were freaky? You *are* freaky. Just freakishly normal!


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    Real life I try to simulate normality pritty well. I took the test again and this is what I got for my reword.
     
    James Jennings
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    You Are 45% Normal <em>(Somewhat Normal)</em>
    <center> </center> While some of your behavior is quite normal... Other things you do are downright strange You've got a little of your freak going on But you mostly keep your weirdness to yourself


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    So that's why my son keeps asking, "Dad, did you take your medicine, today?
     
    Adeel Ansari
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    Originally posted by James Jennings:
    So that's why my son keeps asking, "Dad, did you take your medicine, today?


    Very nice.
     
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    You Are 35% Normal <em>(Occasionally Normal)</em>
    <center> </center> You sure do march to your own beat... But you're so weird, people wonder if it's a beat at all You think on a totally different wavelength And it's often a chore to get people to understand you


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    [ April 28, 2005: Message edited by: Yosi Hendarsjah ]
     
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    You Are 0% Normal <em>(As Weird as They Come)</em>
    <center> </center> Are you from outer space? Because you're hardly human. Where people go right, you go left. And you have little in common with anyone... Except other freaks of natures :-)


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    [ April 28, 2005: Message edited by: Jagadesh cs ]
     
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    Oui ..... what a good test that was .... finally its a fact .... I'M NOT AT ALL NORMAL
     
    Mark Spritzler
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    Max, 5%, that sounds right

    Gerald 80%? Anyone that prefers structured programming to OO cannot be normal. Just Kidding.

    Mark
     
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