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Oooh, can I have that job?

Michael Ernest
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Joined: Oct 25, 2000
Posts: 7292

It's posts like these make me wish I wasn't obliged to steer clear of Jobs Offered...

(Dang, I fuggled that link pretty good. Try it now!)
[ September 15, 2005: Message edited by: Michael Ernest ]

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Eric Pascarello

Joined: Nov 08, 2001
Posts: 15385
My Fiancee is a pet sitter and makes a lot of money doing it. So do not bust on that job! LOL

David O'Meara

Joined: Mar 06, 2001
Posts: 13459

AJDB now how to work that into polite conversation today
Michael Ernest
High Plains Drifter

Joined: Oct 25, 2000
Posts: 7292

You need an ice breaker. Maybe "giant thrashing cat butt" will help set the proper tone.
Mapraputa Is
Leverager of our synergies

Joined: Aug 26, 2000
Posts: 10065
Wow. This link is really worth reading.

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Andrew Eccleston
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Joined: Jul 07, 2004
Posts: 140
Now that I have finally stopped laughing, I feel bad for that cat.

It's still a funny post, though!


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John Dunn
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Joined: Jan 30, 2003
Posts: 1108
I think the writer of that cat link was trolling for suckers...

"No one appreciates the very special genius of your conversation as the dog does."
I agree. Here's the link:
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