Now onwards, if there is any thread that discuss about bird, ME please redirect ranchers to this thread and that thread may be locked.
For one, I don't think ME or any of the other moderators are going to put up with your self-stated mockery of them. It certainly isn't professional nor does it show any respect to them as people. If you have a problem with any moderation, then either email one of the Sheriffs or Bartenders to discuss it, or bring it up in the JavaRanch forum.
As your only point in this thread is to mock one of the moderators and draw attention to moderation that you don't agree with, I'm closing it.
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