the trailboss abuses his CodeRanch power for his other stuff (power corrupts. absolute power corrupts absolutely is kinda neat!)
permaculture light bulbs permaculture electric heat permaculture cast iron permaculture wood burning stove permaculture solar food dehydrators
The moose likes Meaningless Drivel and the fly likes answering machine joke Big Moose Saloon
  Search | Java FAQ | Recent Topics | Flagged Topics | Hot Topics | Zero Replies
Register / Login


Win a copy of Murach's Java Servlets and JSP this week in the Servlets forum!
JavaRanch » Java Forums » Other » Meaningless Drivel
Bookmark "answering machine joke" Watch "answering machine joke" New topic
Author

answering machine joke

paul wheaton
Trailboss

Joined: Dec 14, 1998
Posts: 20484
    ∞

Answering Machine:
Did you ever hear one of those corny, positive messages on someone's
answering machine? "Hi, It's a great day and I'm out enjoying it right
now. I hope you are too. The thought for the day is 'Share the love.'"
"Beep."
"Uh, yeah...this is the VD clinic calling...Speaking of being positive,
your test is back. Stop sharing the love."


permaculture Wood Burning Stoves 2.0 - 4-DVD set
 
permaculture playing cards
 
subject: answering machine joke
 
Similar Threads
Tiles - need to put html, body tag ?
Make a wish.....
Mobile answering Machine
Required answers to these Testing questions
how to execute thread on linux web server?