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feel like a woman
Joined: Dec 14, 1998
Oct 02, 2005 10:24:00
(I found this "out there" on the mighty internet sans copyright. It made me laugh, so I thought I would share it. Knowing full well that somebody is probably gonna shish-ka-bob me for it ...)
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".
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