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feel like a woman

paul wheaton

Joined: Dec 14, 1998
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(I found this "out there" on the mighty internet sans copyright. It made me laugh, so I thought I would share it. Knowing full well that somebody is probably gonna shish-ka-bob me for it ...)

As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."

She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"

A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!".

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