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basha khan
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What a bald man think if he see a man with plenty of hair?.
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Hair Transplantaion || wig
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I am sure it isn't much of a big deal, some men look prity cool and have receding hairline.
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Originally posted by Sunitha Raghu:
Hair Transplantaion || wig


What a Hair Transplanted/wigged man think if he see a man with plenty of hair?.
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What a bald man think if he see a man with plenty of hair?.


I think, "what a freaking hassle taking care of that mess must be!"

Seriously, if someone tried to give me a pill that'd give me a full head of hair back, I'd run screaming in the other direction. i don't need the bother.



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basha khan
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Originally posted by Bear Bibeault:


I think, "what a freaking hassle taking care of that mess must be!"

Seriously, if someone tried to give me a pill that'd give me a full head of hair back, I'd run screaming in the other direction. i don't need the bother.




You look like not belongs to the world!. Other planet?. Anyhow u look good.
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I think, "what a freaking hassle taking care of that mess must be!"


Ironically, that's what i think about the hair on the bottom of your head!!!



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You look like not belongs to the world!. Other planet?. Anyhow u look good.


Busted! My secret is out. (And thank you).


Ironically, that's what i think about the hair on the bottom of your head!!!


"Good god man, he's got his head on upside down!"

That is pretty much maintenance-free. Certainly less maintanance than shaving every day. I only need to trim it once a week.
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before i got married, i only shaved once a week...
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Well you gotta admit, there's a difference between looking like an alien and looking like a slob!
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Originally posted by Bear Bibeault:


"Good god man, he's got his head on upside down!"

That is pretty much maintenance-free. Certainly less maintanance than shaving every day. I only need to trim it once a week.

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Upside maintenance-free model example.

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That hair style is known as the Van der Graaf.
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Originally posted by Bear Bibeault:
That hair style is known as the Van der Graaf.


But he is God ..


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basha khan
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Originally posted by R K Singh:


But he is God ..


I am not sure abt he's god or not. But he's the only one maintains this tree model hair.
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Originally posted by Bear Bibeault:
"Good god man, he's got his head on upside down!"

That is pretty much maintenance-free. Certainly less maintanance than shaving every day. I only need to trim it once a week.

There's a great bit in The Twits where the wonders of having a beard are described. Apparently the best bit is that it allows the wearer to catch all those crumbs of food that would otherwise fall on the floor, and save them for a handy snack later on in the day.


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Originally posted by Bear Bibeault:
That hair style is known as the Van der Graaf.


I guess you miss-spelt it Bear, it is WONDER-GRAPH... ;-)


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it allows the wearer to catch all those crumbs of food that would otherwise fall on the floor, and save them for a handy snack later on in the day.


The beard needs to be quite a bit longer than mine in order to efficiently grab the "For Laters".

Think ZZ Top.


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basha khan
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That is upside down of the above pic. Plenty of upside downs!!.

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Let's come to the original topic. Thoughts abt the lost hair's of the past?.
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Originally posted by basha khan:


Upside maintenance-free model example.



AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!


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And have you ever seen hair with such perfect bilateral symmetry? Obviously this guy got his doo at Chez Photoshop.
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Originally posted by Bear Bibeault:
The beard needs to be quite a bit longer than mine in order to efficiently grab the "For Laters".


Have you considered hair extensions?
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Originally posted by Bear Bibeault:
Obviously this guy got his doo at Chez Photoshop.


i think the his entire head is Photoshopped... Those two little white buttons, the lines on his chin, the perfect triangle just above his nose...

i think they took a photo and mirrored the whole thing
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Given who he is I think image is very important.
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Originally posted by basha khan:
What a bald man think if he see a man with plenty of hair?.


I used to think nasty thoughts at the person with the full head of hair, but that was in the past. Now I find it very easy to do my hair in the morning. Just towel dry my head. The hair on the side of head lays flat due to being cut short and of course I have nothing on top. (I kinda look like Bear but without the beard.)

Hair is over rated anyway.
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Have you considered hair extensions?


Beard extensions.... hmmm. Sounds like a marketing opportunity!
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Hmm, could come in handy when I'm on my HOG.
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Originally posted by fred rosenberger:


i think the his entire head is Photoshopped... Those two little white buttons, the lines on his chin, the perfect triangle just above his nose...



He claims supernatural powers. His face is as it is in pic. No photoshop more
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More on bilateral symmetry. Pics
basha khan
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Originally posted by Stephen Boston:



Hair is over rated anyway.


The barber to mulla, "How did you lose your hair, mulla?"
"Worry," said mulla.
"What did you worry about?" asked the barber.
"ABOUT LOSING MY HAIR," said mulla.
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[quoteHis face is as it is in pic...

I'm not saying he doesn't have wild hair, or that the picutre is a fake. what i'm saying is that the picture looks to me like they took the left side of a picture and mirrored it on the right (or vice versa).

Look closely... the collar of his shirt comes up in a peak right in the EXACT CENTER of his neck. there are two EXACT little indents in his hair, just about level with the top of his forhead. The two white spots on his shirt (buttons?) are mirrored on the centerline. There are even two small vertical indents in the top of his hair, again, mirrored along the centerline.

I am making no claims about his powers, his beliefs, or his hair.

All i am saying is that this picture is not an actual picture of his full face, but of half his face mirrored on the other side.
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The photo is clearly photoshopped.

Hmm, could come in handy when I'm on my HOG.


Stephen, what you got for a ride? I traded my 95 FXD in on a 2005 V-Star 100 eariler this year.
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The photo is clearly photoshopped.

Yep, it is. The orange robe that he wears, as shown in the other pictures supplied by posters, has only one white button in the center of the collar. When the doctored picture was made, the collar and button were obviously a little off center, and reproduced in the effect.

Still a strange looking man either way.


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Originally posted by Stephen Boston:


I used to think nasty thoughts at the person with the full head of hair, but that was in the past. Now I find it very easy to do my hair in the morning. Just towel dry my head. The hair on the side of head lays flat due to being cut short and of course I have nothing on top. (I kinda look like Bear but without the beard.)

Hair is over rated anyway.



While waiting in line at a rental car agency at an airport, I overheard this remark by one bald guy to another:

God made a few perfect men; to the rest he put hair on their heads.


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Originally posted by Bear Bibeault:
The photo is clearly photoshopped.



Stephen, what you got for a ride? I traded my 95 FXD in on a 2005 V-Star 100 eariler this year.


On Nov 19th I'll be picking up a 2006 Electra Glide Classic. My first Harley. I'll post a pic here after I get it.

I've visited your den before and checked out the sweet rides you have posted there.
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On Nov 19th I'll be picking up a 2006 Electra Glide Classic. My first Harley. I'll post a pic here after I get it.


Sweet! Congrats!

A co-worker just picked up an Electra-glide last month. He's planning on doing lots of long tours with it.

You?
basha khan
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Originally posted by fred rosenberger:
[quoteHis face is as it is in pic...


All i am saying is that this picture is not an actual picture of his full face, but of half his face mirrored on the other side.

Such a symmetry is absolutely possible with this guy. Take this example. The alignment of his face is so perfect.

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Tsk tsk Basha - did you even bother to look at the source of that particular photo you posted? Here it is: http://www.intronaut.com/left-right/gallery-1.htm - photoshopped indeed
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Ya. OK. photoshoped.

Do u have hair in ur head?. If not, Plz tell ur comments.
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Then there are the silly guys like me. I have a full head of hair, but wear it shaved bald from time to time.
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Originally posted by basha khan:

Do u have hair in ur head?. If not, Plz tell ur comments.

Basha, are you circumcised? If yes Plz tell ur comments.


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