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poop at work?

 
Rick Beaver
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To poop or not to poop that is the question... a decision worthy of contemplation and post-decision reflection, especially in a small office.
 
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Nothing focuses the mind for a days work better than dropping the kids off at the pool first thing in the morning.
[ October 14, 2005: Message edited by: Mark Fletcher ]
 
Rick Beaver
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Plus the paper is free - kind of giving yourself a stealth pay rise
 
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When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!
 
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I was once referred to as an 'out of the closet pooper'.
 
Rick Beaver
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Originally posted by David O'Meara:
I was once referred to as an 'out of the closet pooper'.


Does that mean that you jump up from your desk and walk to the toilet bolt upright, newspaper under your arm, declaring loudly to your startled co-workers "I may be some time guys"?

That what you mean?
 
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Can there be anything as satisfying as working out exactly how much you have earned while logging on to the porcelain network at work?
 
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But don't forget the rules
 
Paul Bourdeaux
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Originally posted by fred rosenberger:
But don't forget the rules


OK, that's funny. I hate it when there is an UNCLE TED in the bathroom!
 
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If you are on salary, aren't you getting paid to poop?

And if you are paid by the hour, and you are efficient, you probably won't dock the clock - so again, you're getting paid to poop!
 
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That's how I sign in daily. Leave a DNA Sample
 
It is sorta covered in the JavaRanch Style Guide.
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