I want to make my own Excel Certification certified by myself to myself for my workplace. It is going to be a joke, but because I am ganna be serious about it, that would make it even funnier. It will also be a more a brief explanation of what I can do with excel.
Ever see a company get some "prestigous award" from an important sounding organization, like Widget Maker of the year from International Professional Widget Makers For Quality and Integrity ... then you go look up the association and find it has two members, the company who just got the award and the company who got the award last year? You'll have company issuing yourself certification for sure. Make an unregistered non-profit organization, make a web site, post your award, put it on your resume! Charge others $100 for certification! Submit articles to magazines as the CEO of All Who Love Gerald. Go nuts, man! [ October 29, 2005: Message edited by: Stan James ]
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Joined: May 15, 2002
I have finished my certificate and it is very nice too. It reads:
THIS IS TO ACKNOLEDGE THAT Gerry Davis IS CERTIFID IN EXCEL AND VISUAL BASIC FOR APPLICATIONS AND HAS SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED ALL REQUIREMENTS AND CRITERIA SET BY GERRY DAVIS HIMSELF
At work they are sure to say how can you give yourself a certificate it is worthless.
I have to come up with something deft like: You are just jealous because you don�t have a certificate awarded from the best at Excel of all the council staff.
THIS IS TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT Peter Rooke IS GOING TO BE CERTIFID AND SENT TO THE FUNNY FARM, FOR USING EXCEL AND VISUAL BASIC FOR APPLICATIONS. HE HAS SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED ALL REQUIREMENTS AND CRITERIA SET BY HIMSELF.