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Programming violations

 
David O'Meara
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(shamelessly stolen from Michael Ernest, who stands accused of attempted programming)

Coding with intent
Possession of a concealed editor
Coding under the unfluence
 
Bear Bibeault
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Assault with battery pack
 
Bert Bates
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speed (edit) ing
 
David O'Meara
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refactor and battery
 
Ernest Friedman-Hill
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Contributing to the delinquency of a minor release
 
marc weber
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Failure to yield to a thread of higher priority.
 
marc weber
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Indecent exposure of fields.
 
Bert Bates
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stealing cycles
 
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floating checks or other currencies.
 
Ernest Friedman-Hill
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Child process abuse
 
Saurabh Pillai
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Software Development on M$ Windoze platform
 
Chandra Bhatt
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Regular Expressions:








 
Gabriel Claramunt
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Reckless coding in low latency zone
Involuntary system slaughter
First degree core dump
 
Sri Anand
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Goto Hell

create goto labels and make readability a hell
 
Jesper de Jong
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Taking exception with normal program flow
 
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