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Programming violations

David O'Meara
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Joined: Mar 06, 2001
Posts: 13459

(shamelessly stolen from Michael Ernest, who stands accused of attempted programming)

Coding with intent
Possession of a concealed editor
Coding under the unfluence
Bear Bibeault
Author and ninkuma
Marshal

Joined: Jan 10, 2002
Posts: 61054
    
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Assault with battery pack


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Bert Bates
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Sheriff

Joined: Oct 14, 2002
Posts: 8815
    
    5
speed (edit) ing


Spot false dilemmas now, ask me how!
(If you're not on the edge, you're taking up too much room.)
David O'Meara
Rancher

Joined: Mar 06, 2001
Posts: 13459

refactor and battery
Ernest Friedman-Hill
author and iconoclast
Marshal

Joined: Jul 08, 2003
Posts: 24183
    
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Contributing to the delinquency of a minor release


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marc weber
Sheriff

Joined: Aug 31, 2004
Posts: 11343

Failure to yield to a thread of higher priority.


"We're kind of on the level of crossword puzzle writers... And no one ever goes to them and gives them an award." ~Joe Strummer
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marc weber
Sheriff

Joined: Aug 31, 2004
Posts: 11343

Indecent exposure of fields.
Bert Bates
author
Sheriff

Joined: Oct 14, 2002
Posts: 8815
    
    5
stealing cycles
Pat Farrell
Rancher

Joined: Aug 11, 2007
Posts: 4646
    
    5

floating checks or other currencies.
Ernest Friedman-Hill
author and iconoclast
Marshal

Joined: Jul 08, 2003
Posts: 24183
    
  34

Child process abuse
Saurabh Pillai
Ranch Hand

Joined: Sep 12, 2008
Posts: 507
Software Development on M$ Windoze platform
Chandra Bhatt
Ranch Hand

Joined: Feb 28, 2007
Posts: 1707
Regular Expressions:










cmbhatt
Gabriel Claramunt
Ranch Hand

Joined: May 26, 2007
Posts: 375
Reckless coding in low latency zone
Involuntary system slaughter
First degree core dump


Gabriel
Software Surgeon
Sri Anand
Ranch Hand

Joined: Mar 06, 2005
Posts: 392
Goto Hell

create goto labels and make readability a hell
Jesper de Jong
Java Cowboy
Saloon Keeper

Joined: Aug 16, 2005
Posts: 14114
    
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Taking exception with normal program flow


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