Funny Codes

[Ankit Garg]

Let's see who can write the funniest code. Here's mine

import university.*;
import college.*;
 
class MyLife
{
   public static void main(String[] args)
   {
      int bunks, movies, parties, marks;
      while(girls == "Cute")
      {
         parties++;
         movies++;
         bunks++;
         marks--;
      }
      System.out.println("Result: FAIL in Exam");
   }
}

(If any one says that bunks field is not initialized or girls variable is never declared, I'll kill him/her)

[Treimin Clark]

I think it's better if you can move this topic to here

[Christophe Verré]

If any one says that bunks field is not initialized or girls variable is never declared, I'll kill him/her

No, I was about to say that girls will never be cute comparing them with "==" instead of equals()

[Ulf Dittmer]

No, I was about to say that girls will never be cute comparing them with "==" instead of equals()

So you're saying girls are like strings?

[Treimin Clark]

It's ok, but don't forget to call Garbage Collector System.gc(); inside the while(girls == "Cute") loop.

[Ankit Garg]

No one saw that it's an endless loop. That's because girls are always Cute

[Treimin Clark]

Originally posted by Ankit Garg:
No one saw that it's an endless loop. That's because girls are always Cute

Then replace == with =

[ December 13, 2008: Message edited by: Treimin Clark ]

[Ankit Garg]

Originally posted by Treimin Clark:


Then replace == with =

But then the code will not compile as the expression will not be a boolean expression

[Treimin Clark]

Originally posted by Ankit Garg:

But then the code will not compile as the expression will not be a boolean expression

Aaaaaa! Did you mean that the existing code will compile?
Are you really talking about programming

Hope you like boolean girls

[marc weber]

Fortunately, it's not that simple. If you check the API, you will see that Person (superclass of Boy and Girl) has a getCuteness(AccessLevel a) method that returns a unique CutenessProperties instance based on the caller's access level. Once you have this, you need to analyze the attributes using an instance of your own (private) Evaluator, which employes a virtual chaos emulator to generate a subjective realtime indicator. The entire process is typically a daemon thread looping in the background, and it cannot be interrupted. Note that these are native methods, so their behavior is platform dependent. This might seem like a complex pattern, but if you don't follow it, you're likely to serialize a shallow copy, which will eventually cause your system to crash.

[Ulf Dittmer]

Hope you like boolean girls

Never met one, but I think they'd make life less enjoyable, even if at times a little easier.

[Monu Tripathi]

Fortunately, it's not that simple. If you check the API, you will see that Person (superclass of Boy and Girl) has a getCuteness(AccessLevel a) method that returns a unique CutenessProperties instance based on the caller's access level. Once you have this, you need to analyze the attributes using an instance of your own (private) Evaluator, which employes a virtual chaos emulator to generate a subjective realtime indicator. The entire process is typically a daemon thread looping in the background, and it cannot be interrupted. Note that these are native methods, so their behavior is platform dependent. This might seem like a complex pattern, but if you don't follow it, you're likely to serialize a shallow copy, which will eventually cause your system to crash.

Watt?!!!

Is that a general "advice" or your idea of a funny code?

[Ernest Friedman-Hill]

You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[Ankit Garg]

This whole conversation smells like geeky now

[Arvind Mahendra]

how I felt after reading Marc's code

[Ankit Garg]

Originally posted by Arvind Mahendra:
how I felt after reading Marc's code

It's not Marc, it's marc (shiftless )

[Abhinav Srivastava]

Originally posted by Ulf Dittmer:

So you're saying girls are like strings?

Or maybe they come with Strings Attached

[Martijn Verburg]

I'm soooo waiting for one of the female ranchers to wander in on this conversation <reaches for popcorn>.