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Who is more guilty in this situation???

 
Chetan Parekh
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Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up!! Quick! My husband is back. Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself and then realizes:

"Damn, I'm the husband!"

Who is more guilty in this situation???
 
Stuart Ash
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up!! Quick! My husband is back. Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself and then realizes:

"Damn, I'm the husband!"

Who is more guilty in this situation???


YOU! For having been there and seen all this.

 
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:
Wife is dreaming in the middle of the night and suddenly shouts: "Up!! Quick! My husband is back. Man gets up, jumps out of the window, hurts himself and then realizes:

"Damn, I'm the husband!"

Who is more guilty in this situation???


Guilty?? The man is foolish!
 
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Both are guilty.Both should be executed.
Regards
Dharam(cm)
 
Chetan Parekh
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Originally posted by Stuart Ash:


YOU! For having been there and seen all this.



Sorry Stuart that I was looking into your bedroom from window. I am the guilty person. :roll:

But tell me, when you jump out of the window, you were dressed as female. Are you a crossdresser ?

Just kidding
 
Stuart Ash
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:


Sorry Stuart that I was looking into your bedroom from window. I am the guilty person. :roll:

But tell me, when you jump out of the window, you were dressed as female. Are you a crossdresser ?





Hey hey hey!! You were staring at my wife, weren't you?? The female clothes were on her, not me.

Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:

Just kidding



But I'm serious
 
Chetan Parekh
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Originally posted by Stuart Ash:



But I'm serious


I don't wanna reply now, you might feel bad.
 
Stuart Ash
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SO when will you reply???
 
Chetan Parekh
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Only if you forgive me
 
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:
Only if you forgive me


Ok, thou art forgiven. But do it differently next time. It hurts to see the window sill so messy.


 
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The Man is more quilty as he reacted on impulse
The Wife reacted based on her dream which could have been just a fantasy.
 
Chetan Parekh
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Hey Stuart, you have improved now.

Still your wife is shouting, but you are not jumping now.

I am telling you after monitoring your bedroom continuously for 10 days.
[ November 22, 2005: Message edited by: Chetan Parekh ]
 
Stuart Ash
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:
Hey Stuart, you have improved now.

Still your wife is shouting, but you are not jumping now.

I am telling you after monitoring your bedroom continuously for 10 days.

[ November 22, 2005: Message edited by: Chetan Parekh ]


No more jumping
 
Aj Mathia
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:

I am telling you after monitoring your bedroom continuously for 10 days.

[ November 22, 2005: Message edited by: Chetan Parekh ]


Better stop monitering Stuart's bedroom or you will lose track of whats happening in yours
 
Chetan Parekh
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Originally posted by Ajay Mathew:


Better stop monitering Stuart's bedroom or you will lose track of whats happening in yours


Hey Ajay, I am a single and sharing the flat with friends.
 
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Hey Ajay, I am a single and sharing the flat with friends.


That explains why he monitors other persons' bedrooms..
 
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Originally posted by Ramender Mall:


That explains why he monitors other persons' bedrooms..


Sorry Stuart, I don't have any plans to get married soon.
 
Stuart Ash
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Originally posted by Ramender Mall:


That explains why he monitors other persons' bedrooms..


Those who don't find consummation at home seek it elsewhere!

 
Ramender Mall
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Originally posted by Stuart Ash:


Those who don't find consummation at home seek it elsewhere!



Its Ok as long as they dont start getting it there

FOREWARNED IS FOREARMED, My Friend..

Ramy
 
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:


Sorry Stuart, I don't have any plans to get married soon.


But you were busy searching some time back.
 
Chetan Parekh
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Originally posted by Pradip Bhat:


But you were busy searching some time back.


Yeah true, at that time Stuart used to close the windowss of his bedroom.
 
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Originally posted by Chetan Parekh:


Yeah true, at that time Stuart used to close the windowss of his bedroom.


This peeping tom once came in thru the kitchen chimney just to have a peek!!
 
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Originally posted by Stuart Ash:


This peeping tom once came in thru the kitchen chimney just to have a peek!!

Becuase I have already begun to procrastinate.
 
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