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roses are red, violets are blue ....

paul wheaton
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roses are red
violets are blue
some poems rhyme
and some don't


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Sameer Jamal
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Posts: 1870
Originally posted by Paul Wheaton:
roses are red
violets are blue

Oh my darling
I love you.
David O'Meara
Rancher

Joined: Mar 06, 2001
Posts: 13459

A king who was mad at the time
declared lymeric writing a crime.
  and so late at night
  the poets would write
sentences without any rhyme or meter.
Jim Yingst
Wanderer
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Posts: 18671
Paul and Sameer: Get a room, you two!


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Sameer Jamal
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Joined: Feb 16, 2001
Posts: 1870
Originally posted by Jim Yingst:
Paul and Sameer: Get a room, you two!


I was just completing a rhyme.
Ernest Friedman-Hill
author and iconoclast
Marshal

Joined: Jul 08, 2003
Posts: 24187
    
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"Paul and Sameer: Get a room, you two! "
"I was just completing a rhyme. "
Of all the threads in MD today,
This one's the best waste of time

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Stuart Ash
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Originally posted by David O'Meara:
A king who was mad at the time
declared lymeric writing a crime.
  and so late at night
  the poets would write
sentences without any rhyme or meter.


And get sentences for no rhyme or reason


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fred rosenberger
lowercase baba
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Joined: Oct 02, 2003
Posts: 11494
    
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There once was a man from Spokane,
Who's lyrics you never could scan.
When told this was so,
He said "Yes, I know!!!
But I always try to fit as many words in the last line as I possibly can!"


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Stuart Ash
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Posts: 637
Originally posted by Stuart Ash:


And get sentenced for no rhyme or reason
Paul Clapham
Bartender

Joined: Oct 14, 2005
Posts: 18986
    
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That was one mighty bump! Then I will have to inflict this limerick on the forum, which I learned at my mother's knee:

There was a young fellow named Paul
Who went to a fancy-dress ball
He thought he would risk it
And go as a biscuit
But a dog ate him up in the hall.
Andrew Monkhouse
author and jackaroo
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Joined: Mar 28, 2003
Posts: 11523
    
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From Think Geek:



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W. Joe Smith
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I like this one...I didn't write it, but it's funny.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
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Deepak Bala
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Posts: 6662
    
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Andrew Monkhouse wrote:From Think Geek:






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Bert Bates
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Posts: 8883
    
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I!


Spot false dilemmas now, ask me how!
(If you're not on the edge, you're taking up too much room.)
Michael Matola
whippersnapper
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Joined: Mar 25, 2001
Posts: 1757
    
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Schizophrenia is not
Dissociative identity disorder.
Jelle Klap
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Joined: Mar 10, 2008
Posts: 1836
    
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There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.


Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Ernest Friedman-Hill
author and iconoclast
Marshal

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Posts: 24187
    
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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who owned a guitar and would pluck it,
On occasion he'd say,
With a look faraway,
"I once owned a drum, and I struck it!"

I actually just made this up.

 
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