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roses are red, violets are blue ....

 
paul wheaton
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roses are red
violets are blue
some poems rhyme
and some don't
 
Sameer Jamal
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Originally posted by Paul Wheaton:
roses are red
violets are blue

Oh my darling
I love you.
 
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A king who was mad at the time
declared lymeric writing a crime.
  and so late at night
  the poets would write
sentences without any rhyme or meter.
 
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Paul and Sameer: Get a room, you two!
 
Sameer Jamal
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Originally posted by Jim Yingst:
Paul and Sameer: Get a room, you two!


I was just completing a rhyme.
 
Ernest Friedman-Hill
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"Paul and Sameer: Get a room, you two! "
"I was just completing a rhyme. "
Of all the threads in MD today,
This one's the best waste of time

Snark hunting, anyone?
 
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Originally posted by David O'Meara:
A king who was mad at the time
declared lymeric writing a crime.
  and so late at night
  the poets would write
sentences without any rhyme or meter.


And get sentences for no rhyme or reason
 
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There once was a man from Spokane,
Who's lyrics you never could scan.
When told this was so,
He said "Yes, I know!!!
But I always try to fit as many words in the last line as I possibly can!"
 
Stuart Ash
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Originally posted by Stuart Ash:


And get sentenced for no rhyme or reason
 
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That was one mighty bump! Then I will have to inflict this limerick on the forum, which I learned at my mother's knee:

There was a young fellow named Paul
Who went to a fancy-dress ball
He thought he would risk it
And go as a biscuit
But a dog ate him up in the hall.
 
Andrew Monkhouse
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From Think Geek:

 
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I like this one...I didn't write it, but it's funny.

Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator
 
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Andrew Monkhouse wrote:From Think Geek:





 
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm a schizophrenic
And so am I!
 
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Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Schizophrenia is not
Dissociative identity disorder.
 
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There once was a buggy AI
Who decided her subject should die.
When the plot was uncovered,
The subjected discovered
That sadly the cake was a lie.
 
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There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who owned a guitar and would pluck it,
On occasion he'd say,
With a look faraway,
"I once owned a drum, and I struck it!"

I actually just made this up.

 
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