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Stupid married-name jokes

 
Michael Ernest
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I'll seed the topic here:

If Ella Fitzgerald had married Darth Vader, she'd be Ella Vader.

Got one you remember?
 
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Annette Smith married David Ball
 
Sameer Jamal
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If Brooke Shields had married James Bond, she would be Brooke Bond.
If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.
[ December 08, 2005: Message edited by: Sameer Jamal ]
 
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If Lara Dutta had married Brian Lara, she'd be Lara Lara.

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Oprah Winfrey marries Deepak Chopra... she'd be Oprah Chopra.
 
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Originally posted by Sameer Jamal:

If Bea Arthur married Sting, she'd be Bea Sting.

Ha ha, I like that one.

Here's an old Bobby Slayton married-name joke to end all married-name jokes.

Ida Lupino marries Don Ho, divorces, marries Edgar Allan Poe, divorces, marries Dennis Day, divorces, marries John Doe, and becomes Ida Ho Poe Day Doe.
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Here's a few more.
 
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I used to joke with a girl named Kara George about getting married and having named George, with the obvious extension being a middle name George.

George George George-George
 
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Doesn't George Foreman have something like six kids all named George Foreman?
 
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Originally posted by Ernest Friedman-Hill:
Doesn't George Foreman have something like six kids all named George Foreman?


I guess that sort of thing is going to happen when you make a career out of being hit hard repeatedly on the head
 
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Hyphenating your children's names can be fun too. If Mr. Browne marries Ms. Staines then their kids are surnamed "Browne-Staines".
 
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If girl whose name starts with M (e.g. Monica) married to Chetan Parekh, she will be MCP. If girl�s name starts with O then OCP, start with J then JCP.
 
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this one is a first-name joke, just want to share

Virginia was her name; Virgin for short, but not for long.
 
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Anyone know a girl named "Cah"? Because it'd be pretty good if she married Al Pachino
 
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If your middle initial is 'X' you better hope your first name isn't 'Constance'.
 
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If Penny Marshall had married John Candy she'd be Penny Candy.
 
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