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Rated R : Bras

Aj Mathia
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Aj Mathia
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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
Aj Mathia
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Forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!
basha khan
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Dirty boobs!. Nobody talk about that. But hold!.
paul wheaton
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I heard that bras cause cancer.

And I wish to contribute to the marketing program that will make women aware of that.


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rehans oberoi
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Originally posted by basha khan:
Dirty boobs!. Nobody talk about that. But hold!.


Bert Bates
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I know this is an old one, but it's SO apropos:

Why is it A bra and a PAIR of panties?


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