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Rated R : Bras

Aj Mathia
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Aj Mathia
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Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!

(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
Aj Mathia
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Forgot the German bra.
Holtzemfromfloppen!
basha khan
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Dirty boobs!. Nobody talk about that. But hold!.
paul wheaton
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I heard that bras cause cancer.

And I wish to contribute to the marketing program that will make women aware of that.


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rehans oberoi
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Originally posted by basha khan:
Dirty boobs!. Nobody talk about that. But hold!.


Bert Bates
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I know this is an old one, but it's SO apropos:

Why is it A bra and a PAIR of panties?


Spot false dilemmas now, ask me how!
(If you're not on the edge, you're taking up too much room.)
 
Don't get me started about those stupid light bulbs.
 
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